"Oh, my life is SOOOOO hard...!" Do tell!

[Kathryn]

I had a Farmer's Skillet (with bacon) at a diner today.
The portion wasn't quite as large as I'd have liked.

This reminds me - I think McDonalds shorted me on my large fries today.

 

[Kathryn]

There's something wrong with my dual control wine refrigerator - it's not keeping my merlot at exactly 64 degrees.

 

[Songbird]

My slow internet connection keeps cutting off my porn vid!*

*Not really.

 

[Kathryn]

I get a little bit hot when I play tennis on my Wii. I have to go turn the air conditioner down. Either that, or turn on a fan - like back in the olden days or something.

 

[Gaura Priya]

My clothes won't fold themselves on my bed. I hate my life.

 

[Quagmire]

Had to step over two homeless people on my way to my personal trainers today. Hope I can get the smell out of my $300 running shoes.

 

[idav]

Luxuries is one thing but I gotta work for a living. I actually have to do stuff to have stuff. Unbearable I tell you. Where are my yes women???

 

[waitasec]

"oh jeez, my vacuum is broken, now i have to use the downstairs one"

 

[Kathryn]

Luxuries is one thing but I gotta work for a living. I actually have to do stuff to have stuff. Unbearable I tell you. Where are my yes women???

Right here:

 

[Alceste]

I am ditching my job for a way, way better job starting tomorrow but it's too late to return the work tools and clothes I bought for the first job because I used them for like, two weeks.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

"oh jeez, my vacuum is broken, now i have to use the downstairs one"

My Roomba keeps wanting me to clean its brushes. It's so needy.

 

[Kathryn]

The grocery store was out of Asian pears so I had to buy Bartlett pears instead.

 

[Revoltingest]

I unexpectedly had to rake up some gravel in my driveway today!

 

[Kathryn]

I'm so tired of watching YouTube videos. I wish I could stop. I WANT to stop.

 

[Revoltingest]

My life has been ruined by the cancellation of new Venture Brothers episodes!

 

[Alceste]

I'm tired but it's too early to go to bed so I have to surf the internet.

 

[Kathryn]

Well, I have the opposite problem. I want to go to bed, but I'm not tired. So I am reading about road permits for oversized loads, hoping this will make me sleepy.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Well, I have the opposite problem. I want to go to bed, but I'm not tired. So I am reading about road permits for oversized loads, hoping this will make me sleepy.

Getting ready to move your yacht?

 

[Alceste]

I went to bed but now I've got a second wind and I'm no longer sleepy. So I have to type all this with one finher on my android phone.

 

[Alceste]

Finher. see what i have to put up with?