Fat Kat Matt said:
man, you do not know how much i hate spiders. I kill them on site, especially if they are in my room.
I've told this one before, but to anyone who has heard it from me, my excuses.
There was a very wealthy land owner. he had a house built, with a beautiful long drive, manicured lawns, flower beds - his garden was a picture.
One day, while having breakfast, he looked over his beautiful garden........
to his horror, there, in the middle, a dandelion grew. He rushed outside, and took it out , root and all. A few days later, there were some more..........He went through everything he knew; he even got weedkiller, he tried everything. Still, those dandeliomns came through.
By now, feeling thoroughly frustrated, he got in touch with a local landscape gardner; The guy could tell him nothing that he hadn't already tried before. he tried everything he kew, and still, those dandelions came through.
Furious by now, he wrote to the Government agency responsible for flora and fauna.....a great big long letter detailing everything he had tried.
He could hardly contain his excitement when he saw the reply come through his letter box..........In a hurry, he opened the letter, where he saw:-
Dear Mr...............,
It sounds indeed as if you have taken all possible measures to rid your garden of dandelions. We do, however, feel that we have a solution for you.
Learn to love dandelions.
Yours, sincerely
.............
I was afraid of spiders, of wasps, bees........Now I see them as God's creatures, and I have learned to love them.