Pickin up chicks! (or Dating)

[dawny0826]

Getting a few pointers from "experieced" friends can take a guy a long way.

Hang in there, buddy!

Yeah, maybe pointers...

 

[dawny0826]

Yeah, I'm thinking more about the advice than the hook up. I'd rather have to work a bit than be handed it. Takes all of the fun out of things!

I misunderstood.

You'll be fine.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Hahahahahahahahaha, frubals AE!

Bring it!

I wonder what kind of frubals a pic would be worth...

 

[Atheist_Dave]

Hook ups aint good IMO, but advice is sure useful, but dont take it too literally. When you see someone you like it will all go out of the window and you will come out of yourself. And hopefully thats a good thing and you will be in my friend, then you can show your new baborama off to your buddies!!

 

[Atheist_Dave]

Erm, that sounded wrong.

"in, my friend" was what I meant to say.

 

[Bangbang]

Shave your head and stick rolled up a sock in your pants.OK....seriously ask your date about her terests but don't get to nosy and never ask about who else she is dating or past boyfriends unless she brings it up....she will. Get one of those "Dummy Books" about dating. Go over it 1001 times. Don't forget to shoot for thre sky....I mean date UP not Down. Then you can stay at home and she will pay the bills. Certain men of a certain race are champs at this. If you can find one ask him what his secret is. Back to the sock in the crotch. :biglaugh: Take a photograhy class or two.....then start hanging ariound the bars with a camera around your neck and start shooting the hot babes.....wait.....take a few months of classes in the martial arts first. Take a class to get your CCW so you can shoot the crazy's. Think Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.
Go to a local gym and put your nose to the mat while smiling. Church groups work too but Ughhhh!

 

[angellous_evangellous]

I guess your just out of touch a bit, I suggest some practice on a willing friend.

Did everyone else just read right over this?

And now this:

And hopefully thats a good thing and you will be in my friend

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Shave your head and stick rolled up a sock in your pants.OK....seriously ask your date about her terests but don't get to nosy and never ask about who else she is dating or past boyfriends unless she brings it up....she will. Get one of those "Dummy Books" about dating. Go over it 1001 times. Don't forget to shoot for thre sky....I mean date UP not Down. Then you can stay at home and she will pay the bills. Certain men of a certain race are champs at this. If you can find one ask him what his secret is. Back to the sock in the crotch. :biglaugh: Take a photograhy class or two.....then start hanging ariound the bars with a camera around your neck and start shooting the hot babes.....wait.....take a few months of classes in the martial arts first. Take a class to get your CCW so you can shoot the crazy's. Think Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.
Go to a local gym and put your nose to the mat while smiling. Church groups work too but Ughhhh!

Dating advice gone wrong.

 

[Atheist_Dave]

Haha, AE, everything I say comes out wrong. Just ignore me *hangs head in shame"

 

[Atheist_Dave]

(Ormiston, for the love of everything that's sacred don't follow bangs' advice)

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Haha, AE, everything I say comes out wrong. Just ignore me *hangs head in shame"

By all means I think both suggestions are wonderful! We'd be ignoring sound and productive advice!

 

[Atheist_Dave]

Hehe, thanks. I noticed Ormiston hasn't posted here in a bit, I think we scared him off.... what you reckon?

I think it was you with the cocktail dress comment....

 

[Bangbang]

I think its much more chllenging and beneficial to get into an unwilling friend. If you can do that you have learned something. Ok.........got another plan. Hang out in an amusement park carrying a hot dog and when you get close to a target babe...start choking on your hotdog. You can also just fake a siezure. However this only attracts caregiving loonies.

 

[Ormiston]

Haha, AE, everything I say comes out wrong. Just ignore me *hangs head in shame"

That "willing friend" comment did me an idea though. I can see myself hanging out with the same girl that hooked me up with the Allan Iverson jersey and the Flava-Flave watch medallion. I'm reading the Kamasutra and I'll just look up and say, "What are you doing tonight??"

 

[Bangbang]

Hehe, thanks. I noticed Ormiston hasn't posted here in a bit, I think we scared him off.... what you reckon?

I think it was you with the cocktail dress comment....

I think he is choking on a hot dog.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

I think its much more chllenging and beneficial to get into an unwilling friend. If you can do that you have learned something.

That's a good point. Coming off a divorce, however, a willing friend would be more suitable.

Ok.........got another plan. Hang out in an amusement park carrying a hot dog and when you get close to a target babe...start choking on your hotdog. You can also just fake a siezure. However this only attracts caregiving loonies.

Ignore this...

 

[Atheist_Dave]

Oh the innuendos! The hotdog is one step too far!

 

[Ormiston]

I will be back in a bit. Hopefully, I can get some advice from WOMEN!

 

[angellous_evangellous]

That "willing friend" comment did me an idea though. I can see myself hanging out with the same girl that hooked me up with the Allan Iverson jersey and the Flava-Flave watch medallion. I'm reading the Kamasutra and I'll just look up and say, "What are you doing tonight??"

This has actually worked for me.

 

[Atheist_Dave]

Really?:areyoucra