I see how it is. You can be woolly and imprecise but I can't? Think all you like, darling, thinking things doesn't make them true.
Flip that round, maybe divergent opinion is ridiculous?
At what point does theology become ridiculous? What point are you even referencing?
I know trolling is against forum rules. I'm not trolling.
I think the word canoe, it has such a unique sonority and ring. The hard c followed by the soft, slightly nasal n before the elongating, soothing 'oo' sound. Maybe canoes are God, just my opinion. In fact, I'm going to research this; objects as deities. I understand some religions have statues that embody their deity. Sounds like a weekend of fun research
Precision isn't called for if proof and definition aren't called for. We can't narrow God down like a fungus. God's too broad for that. We
can be precise when talking about ways in which we choose to understand God -- such as the use of specific metaphors. I provided the specific one of a quilt, which you proceeded to dismiss by being
imprecise in saying that "all duvets are God."
Saying that "God is like a quilt" is a FAR different sort of thing than saying "all quilts are God." And the really dumb thing is,
you know it! Yet, you accuse me of "being all over the place." Interesting that you would choose to employ transference in that way. It is indicative of dishonesty on a basic, psychological level and probably explains why you refuse to find the Divine in any way.
At any rate, you then "posit" that "canoes are God." Fine. Let's look at that, Dearie.
Canoes cannot be God, first off, because canoes are plural. God is not. Second, canoes are manufactured goods. God is not. Your statement is clearly dismissive.
However, if you wanted to say, "God is like a canoe," that's a precise metaphor and one with which we can work, if you so desire. Let's assume for the moment (laughable, considering the evidence we've gathered about your postings thus far) that your metaphor is an honest one.
In what way is God like a canoe? How does seeing God as a canoe help you to a broader understanding of the world, yourself, and others? How does picturing God as a canoe inform your inner life and help you engage it? How does "God as a canoe" inform the nature of humanity and our place in the created order?
If God is like a canoe, how does that help us identify specific areas in which humanity has failed by not being "canoelike?" When human beings suffer, how does "God is like a canoe" help us to understand and cope with that suffering?
If God is like a canoe, how does that understanding inform ways in which our deviation from the "created norm" can be rectified? If God is like a canoe, how is God immanent to humanity? How is God transcendent with regard to humanity?
If God is like a canoe, how does that metaphor help us re-envision our place in the world?
If you're serious about engaging this as a precise metaphor for God, then these questions, aimed precisely at areas of human spiritual engagement, must be considered. Perhaps you'd like to contemplate them and answer them as honestly as you can -- that is,
if you were serious about your OP, and not just using it to troll for fish to fry.