The assumptions that you make:
Canoes cannot be God, first off, because canoes are plural. God is not. Second, canoes are manufactured goods. God is not. Your statement is clearly dismissive.
1) God cannot be in more than one place at once (otherwise he could be all canoes all the time) He cannot choose to reside in created objects
How does seeing God as a canoe help you to a broader understanding of the world, yourself, and others?
2) God's nature is meant to help us get a broader understanding of the world and others
How does "God as a canoe" inform the nature of humanity and our place in the created order?
3) God's nature and attributes are meant to inform us of our place in the created order
If God is like a canoe, how does that help us identify specific areas in which humanity has failed by not being "canoelike?"
4) Humans are meant to be Godlike and thus canoe-like
When human beings suffer, how does "God is like a canoe" help us to understand and cope with that suffering?
5) The attributes of God are meant to help us cope with suffering
If God is like a canoe, how does that understanding inform ways in which our deviation from the "created norm" can be rectified?
6) The attributes of God are meant to help us get back to the "created norm"
If God is like a canoe, how does that metaphor help us re-envision our place in the world?
7) God's Canoe-ness is meant to help us re-envision our place in the world
If God is like a canoe, how is God immanent to humanity?
8) God is immanent
How is God transcendent with regard to humanity?
9) God is transcendent
How does picturing God as a canoe inform your inner life and help you engage it?
10) Your picture of God is meant to help you inform your inner life and help you engage it.
I shall reply to these assumptions:
1) My position is that God resides in all canoes and that he works in unison as one, while residing in said canoes. Once a canoe is made, he moves into it. The wood of the canoe has no special property but the Lord is in each canoe. In other words, God is not found outside a canoe.
2) God's Canoe-ness is not meant to help us get a broader understanding of the world
3) God's Canoe-ness is not meant to inform us of our place in the created order
4) We were not created in the image of God, so there is no need to aspire to be canoe-like
5) The knowledge of the attributes of God are not meant to help us cope with suffering
6) The knowledge of the attributes of God are not meant to help us get back to the "created norm"
7) God's Canoe-ness is not meant to help us re-envision our place in the world
8) God is not immanent
9) God is not transcendent
10) Your picture of God is not meant to help you inform your inner life and help you engage it
As for this, I shall reply.
In what way is God like a canoe?
I started from a position of not knowing anything. I then realised that words and symbols have immense power (Nazi, Hitler, Governments, constitutions etc.) I then discovered the word canoe. It always makes me smile and makes me feel warm inside. It has a variety of elements, the hard 'c', the slightly nasal 'n', the reassuring 'oo' sound. I found peace and happiness each time I saw the canoe or heard it. I found something more, something in the power of words and symbols. I don't know for certain that God is a Canoe, there is no proof per se. But that's why I think God is a canoe.
If you're serious about engaging this as a precise metaphor for God, then these questions, aimed precisely at areas of human spiritual engagement, must be considered. Perhaps you'd like to contemplate them and answer them as honestly as you can -- that is, if you were serious about your OP, and not just using it to troll for fish to fry.
And this. Somehow you know precisely what engages the human spiritually. You make a few too many assumptions about the nature of God and what engages people spiritually.