Hi, Legion. I'm going to be move quickly through your points, mostly for our audience since you and I have already hammered on most of them.
Thankfully, though, we have more far than 5,000 essays (not to mention countless volumes) already produced going back about 2 centuries, including a back-and-forth over the various incarnations of mythicist arguments....
Yes, but my essay is evidenced, unbiased, rational and watertight. I can't be responsible for all the weak thinkers and writers out there. (In other words, arguments from authority fall on my deaf ears.)
(and, if memory serves, a nice parody of one which used the same arguments to show that Napolean, still living then, didn't exist).
More proof that Jesus Realers are intimidated by the arguments against Jesus. Why else make fun of nonhistorical positions rather than addressing them with rational evidence and argument?
1) They weren't books, but a form of ancient historiography.
So you claim. I claim that Mark, the best and only info we have about Jesus, was not only written 40-50 years after the supposed Jesus by a man who never knew Jesus, and probably didn't know anyone who knew Jesus, but it was probably written as fiction -- by which I mean that the writer probably knew that he was not writing about a physical man.
2) The vast majority of literary works are lost to us, especially the kind that the gospels would fit into (similar in approach to various Lives, but without the literary abilities of Plutarch, Philostratus, etc.). Instead, the gospels are the most documented (both in terms of ancient copies/textual witnesses and indirect witness through quotes) of any ancient works ever.
Yeah, I doubt the gospels of Joseph Smith will ever be lost to the world either. People tend to fuss over such material in an obsessive way, unlike they do with secular works.
More proof that the gospels were not history but rather theology dressed up with historical tidbits.
3) Pseudepigrapha was a more common technique than simply not attaching a name, but it's not that different. And it was extremely common for works to be accepted as written by Plato, Euripides, Socrates, Aristotle, Clement, even the gospel "authors" later on, all the time. It's just that classicists and early christian scholars (among others) have diligently studied these and sorted out what is likely to be by the original authors, and what is likely not. I don't see the big difference between numerous works thought to be by the same authors but which were actually by different hands, and works by different authors thought to be different.
Irrelevant to anything I've said, at least so far as I can figure. Why not actually address the issue of the language tracking? I labeled it as Point#1. Shouldn't you be willing to address it?
4) Also, they are different. They aren't just different additions. In fact, there is so much different between them that for over 100 years the reigning hypothesis has been to posit an independent source which Matthew and Luke were based upon as well as Mark.
Language tracking. Why not take a shot at explaining it away?
5) Dependency on works, cited or not, goes back to the origins of Greco-Roman historiography. Herodotus relies on Homer, which really means he relies on a corpus of epics/myths of unknown origin. But this is not made any more explicity than Matthew and Luke's use of Mark.
Do you recognize any difference between being inspired by a story -- and therefore writing a similar story -- vs. actually copying parts of a story -- and thereby writing a similar story?
Why not address the language tracking issue? The more you avoid it, the more I come to believe that it is irrefutable evidence of Jesus' non-historicity.
John does count. So does Thomas.
So if I write a story right now about a guy who supposedly lived in 1932, you'll accept that my story is historical? Even though there is no secular record of this man? Even if I claim the guy could do miraculous stuff like walking on water and even rising from the dead? You would accept my story as historically true?
Now imagine that scenario happening 2000 years ago. If you want to believe there is historicity in such a story, well... thats what you want to believe.
1) He was writing to people who were already Christians. Why would he need to write about Jesus' life, especially since it was mainly unimportant to him, apart from the few details we get (that he was born of women, how he died, etc.).
Paul was the original Jesus nut. If he'd known about Jesus' life, no one could have stopped him from going on and on and on about every detail.
If you say otherwise, I'm sorry but I believe that you just don't know human nature.
2) Paul knew Jesus' brother personally, and tells us this.
This is the one and only bit of evidence for an historical Jesus, in my view, but I haven't examined it closely. With so much evidence against the man, I just haven't felt compelled to study this one piece of counter-evidence. My best guess is a Christian scribe added it. Second guess is a misunderstanding of the word 'brother' as being a physical, blood-related person.
3) Paul does cite Jesus' teachings at least once quite directly, and probably indirectly a few times.
He may have been citing Q for all we know, yes? If he knew of Jesus second-hand, why didn't he go on and on about many of Jesus' teachings? Why only once?
Jesus wasn't a "hero". Heroes were great warriors like Achilles (whom some historians argue is named in our Hittite texts) or divine emperors like Alexander. Not a messiah who failed to do what one "anointed" while Israel was ruled by a foreign power was supposed to.
So a son of God walking among men, doing miracles and rising from the dead... that's not a hero in your view?
We see things differently.
Anyway, since Mark wrote late in the century, how could he make Jesus into a military hero who defeated the Romans? He had to use what he had. So he made a son of God who cursed the secular power, was crushed by that power, but will rise again to rule one day, meanwhile ruling us all spiritually.
Mark was a genius, I think, although he probably didn't know it.