Random Meaningless Insults To Posters

[Wu Wei]

I hesitate to insult @Wu Wei as he is being shipped back to China. It has something to do with strained relations with the mainland Chinese government.

@Stonetree is jealous of my trips to China to have tea with Xi and tends to get rather petty about it

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest lives in a dumpster

At least I own a mobile home!

 

[Stevicus]

@John53 has never waltzed with Matilda.

 

[Revoltingest]

@Stevicus is Matilda.
And he wants to waltz with @John53.

 

[Stevicus]

@Stevicus is Matilda.
And he wants to waltz with @John53.

Are you implying that I'm Australian? An insult!

@Revoltingest is a New Zealander.

 

[John53]

@John53 has never waltzed with Matilda.

Now when I was a young man, I carried me pack
And I lived the free life of the rover
From the Murray's green basin to the dusty outback
Well, I waltzed my Matilda all over

 

[Revoltingest]

Are you implying that I'm Australian? An insult!

@Revoltingest is a New Zealander.

I'm an Old Zealander.

 

[John53]

@Revoltingest is ithyphallic. Run as fast as you can!

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest is ithyphallic. Run as fast as you can!

Are you excited?

 

[Stonetree]

Now when I was a young man, I carried me pack
And I lived the free life of the rover
From the Murray's green basin to the dusty outback
Well, I waltzed my Matilda all over

When John was young he was Australian
Now John is old. What the heck is he now?

 

[John53]

Are you excited?

Not as much as you'd think. Not even close to ithyphallic.

 

[Revoltingest]

Not as much as you'd think. Not even close to ithyphallic.

You southern hemisphere types
sure do like to get your freak on.

 

[John53]

You southern hemisphere types
sure do like to get your freak on.

We're not boring old prudes like our northern neighbours.

 

[Revoltingest]

We're not boring old prudes like our northern neighbours.

Yes....I've seen pix of your office chairs.

 

[John53]

@Revoltingest .......That reminds me.....It's your turn in the barrel...

Stuttering again ya useless tree

 

[Stonetree]

Stuttering again ya useless tree

I've not been able to fix the stutter.....and other problems with computer....just too many drop on the floor events, I suppose.

 

[Stevicus]

@John53 is an honored member of the Royal Society For Putting Things On Top Of Other Things.

 

[Secret Chief]

Yes....I've seen pix of your office chairs.

That's the chair my hairdresser always wants me on. I go in, have a nice relaxing drink and then get on the chair. It must be really relaxing because I always fall asleep! Next thing I know I'm waking up and I've been fully shaved. Expensive, but worth it. In fact they give me the skin cream for free.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Oh, and never had that much hair!

@Evangelicalhumanist sells his hair as guitar strings. Why is that an insult? Because he is always out of tune.

 

[Evangelicalhumanist]

@Evangelicalhumanist sells his hair as guitar strings. Why is that an insult? Because he is always out of tune.

Rubbish! I have perfect pitch. And no hair!