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Reasons Americastan Is Better Than Australiastan!

Vinayaka

devotee
Premium Member
Sure wouldn't wanna be living in Sydney, Nova Scotia when the Merrykins invades Australia, that be for sure.
 

DreadFish

Cosmic Vagabond
Actually, as a born Ameristanian, Im kinda convinced of the superiority of Ozzistan.The main thing they have against them right now is that they have no winter; I like winter and fall.

Most of the developed world has winter and fall. I dont know why the Ozzistanians haven't taken the hint and adopted this tradition yet.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Actually, as a born Ameristanian, Im kinda convinced of the superiority of Ozzistan.The main thing they have against them right now is that they have no winter; I like winter and fall.

Most of the developed world has winter and fall. I dont know why the Ozzistanians haven't taken the hint and adopted this tradition yet.
They're a rather backward bunch.
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Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Boy yeah, they still take black and white photos!
Actually, im a nostalgic type, I can appreciate that.
Well, if you if you ever plan to move there, here are some tips to fit in:
- Have some prominent teeth removed.
- Paint the remaining ones yellow.
- Stop bathing.
- Learn to make every other word "g'day", "crikey", "shrimp" or "barbie".
- Practice eating fermented cow manure, so you'll be ready to choke down something called "Vegemite".
 

Wirey

Fartist
Sure wouldn't wanna be living in Sydney, Nova Scotia when the Merrykins invades Australia, that be for sure.

Have you ever been to Sydney, NS? There's no set of circumstances that would render it a place you'd wanna be living.
 

Vinayaka

devotee
Premium Member
Don't get them going on vegemite. Them and the Brits have some fight going on about which is better, Vegemite, or some other similar stuff they has in Britain. Maybe it's called Dolomite, but anyways I forgets. It soitanly ain't about which is better, but which is worse. Boss and me got curious about that crap when I followed them feuding about it on a travel forum, so I went and bought some. Only good came of it was practical jokes on the teenagers, and their friends. "Here try this popular Ossie snack!"
 

Wirey

Fartist
Don't get them going on vegemite. Them and the Brits have some fight going on about which is better, Vegemite, or some other similar stuff they has in Britain. Maybe it's called Dolomite, but anyways I forgets. It soitanly ain't about which is better, but which is worse. Boss and me got curious about that crap when I followed them feuding about it on a travel forum, so I went and bought some. Only good came of it was practical jokes on the teenagers, and their friends. "Here try this popular Ossie snack!"

....said a man from the place that invented poutine.
 
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