Wears his mummies dainties!
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Reveal an Indisputable Truth about the Underwear of the Person Above You!
- Thread starter Sunstone
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Printed on his drawers: These are magic underwear that disappear if you say the magic word...
(any word will do)
(any word will do)
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
Has underwear with a lock on them so he actually keeps them on.
Printed on his drawers....
"I think 4con is a guy!"
High-friction underwear give him the appearance of having mutant electrical powers.
Buys spinach-proof underwear because... well, we all know why. 
His underwear slides down so far when he bends over, that people have parked bicycles in the exposed crack.
(But there's no good place to run the cable to the lock.)
(But there's no good place to run the cable to the lock.)
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
Has a hole in his pants in an odd place.
Made of phoenix feathers. Instead of cleaning them, he simply burns them and they rise again from their own ashes.
Once he wears them, he has them bronzed instead of laundered.
(His decorating style at home is very unusual.)
(His decorating style at home is very unusual.)
Has no holes in hers!
(Very difficult to put on.)
(Very difficult to put on.)
Neon orange with the biohazard waste storage symbol on it.
Orange biohazard waste storage symbol has faded from attack by noxious substances.
Has a paper tape roll dispenser on his drawers. Printed on them: Please take a number. Now serving #1.
Has logo...
Earn frequent plyer points!
Earn frequent plyer points!
Has a leprechaun saying: "They're always after me Lucky Charms."
(He took that joke from an Austin Powers movie.)
(He took that joke from an Austin Powers movie.)
Has a pic of Harry Callahan saying....
"Go ahead...make my day."
Who ever knew there could be so much to say about unmentionables, eh?
"Go ahead...make my day."
Who ever knew there could be so much to say about unmentionables, eh?
Printed on them: Have you seen the movie Dune?