MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
His underpants are made from bacon!
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Reveal an Indisputable Truth about the Underwear of the Person Above You!
- Thread starter Sunstone
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He scrambles my underwear with his eggs in the morning!
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
Keeps rare birds in the back of his pants.
Keeps baby chicks in his drawers.
(He likes the "cheep cheep" sound they make.)
(He likes the "cheep cheep" sound they make.)
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
Has rubber panties....in case of 'accidents'.
EPA requires charcoal filtration of noxious gasses.
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
Has to have special pants made by NASA.
Prints my limericks on his union suit flap.
(I'm truly touched by this dedicated fan!)
(I'm truly touched by this dedicated fan!)
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
Has words to every Disney song on his underpants!
Has custom designed undies based upon Rocky Horror Picture Show.
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
Has pants with animal tails sewn on them.
Geeze, doesn't everyone?
Your unmentionables started this whole end of they world hysteria.
(They're made from a Mayan calendar.)
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
You pants are made from cursed Tutankhamun's tomb treasures.
Simurgh steals MatthiusGould's tong underwear.
(It's made from blacksmith tongs.)
(It's made from blacksmith tongs.)
Keeps the One Ring of Sauron in there and repeatedly calls it 'My precious'.
New life forms (extremophiles) were discovered in his.
(They were anxious to escape.)
(They were anxious to escape.)
BeckyRose1998
PICKLES THE KID
A little revolting colony who LOVE his farramones(or, however you spell it.).
When she was exploring an ancient Mayan pyramid, angry mummies dressed her in magical underwear. She had to stay there until her mommy brought some extra clothes, and she forgot to bring her lunchbox, too.