Reveal an Indisputable Truth about the Underwear of the Person Above You!

[Revoltingest]

Printed on hers.....
"No entry allowed unless you can properly pronounce my name"

 

[BSM1]

Carries pictures of his in his wallet.

 

[Revoltingest]

Carries his wallet in his codpiece.
(Plenty of extra room there!)

 

[BSM1]

Has his codpiece custom made by Tony Lama.

 

[Revoltingest]

Has his codpiece custom made by Tony Lama.

Of course! And made of ostrich & skin too.

I'd never wear that cheap clear (ugh!) polycarbonate model you favor!
(It lets people see where your wallet is.)

 

[BSM1]

I know this was a relief for you from the days when you thought a cod piece had to be an actual fish.

 

[Revoltingest]

I know this was a relief for you from the days when you thought a cod piece had to be an actual fish.

I smell less like fish now.

 

[4consideration]

Keeps an actual piece of cod fish in there, just to see the look on people's faces when they say, "What is that smell?" and he reaches in and says, "Hang on just a second, I'll show you."

 

[Brickjectivity]

Has a reversed-suspender contraption that guards against wedgies.

 

[Revoltingest]

Has a clear vinyl window installed in his.
(Don't ask where.)

 

[Brickjectivity]

Keeps a knot tying diagram in his in case he forgets how to tie his shoe laces.

 

[Revoltingest]

Printed on the flap of his union suit....
"Dont open til Xmas"

His other drawers say....
"Don't open til Festivus"

 

[MatthiasGould]

Has a series of fluffy pom-poms attached to his pants.

 

[BSM1]

Those aren't pom-poms.

 

[4consideration]

Printed on his: "Oops, I did it again."

(He just loves Britney Spears.)

 

[Revoltingest]

Printed on the front of hers......an Edsel grille.


(Is this one going to far?)

 

[4consideration]

Printed on his: "This 'ole clunker got alotta good miles left on it."

(I don't think so. It's no worse than things I've posted.)

 

[BSM1]

Printed on hers: "I gave at the office."

 

[4consideration]

Printed on his: "Remember the old fake can of peanuts trick?"

 

[Revoltingest]

Printed on the sweater puppy holder....
"If your hands are freezing, don't bother squeezing."