For some reason, his undies induce cats in heat to follow him around meowing "Hey, how you do'in?".
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Reveal an Indisputable Truth about the Underwear of the Person Above You!
- Thread starter Sunstone
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His undies drive the cats out of heat.
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
His tighty-whiteys were used in a horror movie as a prop.
His personal version of hell is a place where all underwear look the same.
He gets his drawers by robbing ancient Egyptian tombs.
(This is why he's cursed to seek out internet forums.)
(This is why he's cursed to seek out internet forums.)
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
His pants come from hobos.
Tried to fight the heartbreak of skidmarks by wearing teflon coated drawers.
But they kept sliding off him at inappropriate times.
(No more audience with the queen for him!)
But they kept sliding off him at inappropriate times.
(No more audience with the queen for him!)
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
His panties disappear in the presence of cops.
He wears only tighty-whities so that whenever he is asked a question he can't answer, he uses them as a white flag.
(In case you were wondering, this is the reason you won't see him on any more TV game shows.)
(In case you were wondering, this is the reason you won't see him on any more TV game shows.)
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
His pants are made from angels' feathers, the tears of orphans and the thread that was used to sew them is silk.
His underwear always travel 5 kph slower than his car does. I guess that's why they can never keep up.
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
His pants are made from bread, and so he keeps trying to eat them.
His underwear contracted a blood clot just to avoid testifying before Congress!
His underwear are uncalled for. They follow him anyway.
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
His underwear is capable of making pancakes.
His underwear are capable of making waffles.
His underwear is under the weather (the flu), & has taken a week off.
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
His underwear was stolen from his neighbour's washing line.
His underwear is hibernating for the winter.
In the spring, his drawers will emerge....with a couple young'ns.
But til the, me must go commando.
In the spring, his drawers will emerge....with a couple young'ns.
But til the, me must go commando.
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
His underpants are the source material for the US Army's research into biological warfare.