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Reveal an Indisputable Truth about the Underwear of the Person Above You!

Renji

Well-Known Member
He wears Korean underwear. I knew it. He stole my undie, that's why he knew how my drawer smell like. :p
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Renji's undies are hard to steal. It's not that he guards them well, but they're so stuck to the floor that they're hard to scrape up.
Just what is it that you eat, man!?!?
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
The remnants of my bacon undies now line Renji's undies.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Renji's drawers are so big that he has a tag axle to handle the extra weight!
When he drops a load, he drops the axle.
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Revoltingest undies are completely normal, obtained by normal means and are not fire retardant.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Bricks drawers are made out of titanium. It's not just for style, but rather for
resistance to heat when the noxious emissions catch fire. I'm so jealous!
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Revoltingest drawers are woven from those little strips of paper he gets out of fortune cookies, because all of this religious stuff is starting to rub off on him and because he likes rice noodles.
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
The drawers of the aforementioned are composed of the bones of wait staff who failed to order the meals properly.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Brick had an underwear malfunction! The titanium drawers he bought at Harbor Freight turned out to
be made of magnesium. With the flames & the moisture, he had a firey meltdown. Really pretty though!
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Brick's undies have bald tires & only rear wheel drive, so they fare poorly in snow.
Is that what the skid marks are from?
 
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