No wonder Russian spies follow me!
Btw, they hide in your drawers.
(They figure no one would ever look there.)
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Reveal an Indisputable Truth about the Underwear of the Person Above You!
- Thread starter Sunstone
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Btw, they hide in your drawers.
(They figure no one would ever look there.)
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
Said Russian spies left a Russian dictionary in your pants.
His favorite drawers are transgender, & want reconstructive construction to become panties.
I wish them all the best!
I wish them all the best!
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
His pants came out as gay recently.
Recently? They outed themselves decades ago!
His pants now demand to be called "Milhouse"!
When his underwear outed themselves decades ago, Revoltingest asked them out on a date. They've been out-dated ever since.
Her underwear isn't allowed to date yet.
But in a few years it will, & 4consideration plans to chaperone.
(What a damper on the fun she will be, eh?)
But in a few years it will, & 4consideration plans to chaperone.
(What a damper on the fun she will be, eh?)
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
His underpants were arrested by the police recently in Newcastle city centre for being drunk and disorderly.
His drawers are teetotalers....& no fun at parties!
He has to chase his underpants around the room and catch them before he can put them on, because they remember what happened last time.
When their owner is out on a date, they yell, "Hey! Eyes down here. Ready for fun!".
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
His undies wolf-whistle at guys...
His undies were stolen from the set of Downton Abbey.
(Alas, they aren't quite as exciting as he expected from watching the show.)
(Alas, they aren't quite as exciting as he expected from watching the show.)
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
His were stolen from the changing room of his local swimming baths.
He nicknamed his "Bunker Buster" because of its weapon potency.
(Fortunately, the UN had already banned him from dropping his drawers, albeit based upon a different use of the word "drop.)
(Fortunately, the UN had already banned him from dropping his drawers, albeit based upon a different use of the word "drop.)
He had a factory built just to make this pair.
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
His pants contain a special material which withstands his semi-nuclear farting.
He converts his to biodiesel to fuel his Goddess of 1967
His drawers just founded the NRA.
(Gnarly reeking ****)
His drawers don't spell very well.
(Gnarly reeking ****)
His drawers don't spell very well.