Reveal an Indisputable Truth about the Underwear of the Person Above You!

[MatthiasGould]

His bloomers have written on them the entire plot of Lord of the Rings.

 

[BSM1]

His underwear displays the "rings" resulting from the perusal of whole different literary genre.

 

[4consideration]

His say: Inspected by #12

(Watch out if he gave you some as a gift that say: #12.)

 

[MatthiasGould]

Has the days of the week printed on them to remind him to change his underwear each day.

 

[4consideration]

His are magic. They disappear in the dark.

 

[MatthiasGould]

His pants disappear in the light...>.<

 

[Brickjectivity]

Those aren't dots but polka merit badges and medals.

 

[BSM1]

Used his underwear as an inspiration for a children's cartoon that didn't quite make it: "Sponge Bob Obtuse Triangle Pants".

 

[MatthiasGould]

Uses his underwear to play lacrosse!

 

[BSM1]

Has been known to lose existential discussions with his.

 

[Revoltingest]

His undies plan to get drunk on New Year's Eve.
(They drink to forget.)

 

[MatthiasGould]

His undies were full of fireworks.

 

[Revoltingest]

His undies are going on strike for 2013!
They refuse to be worn until he provides better working conditions.
They demand: shorter working hours, better ventilation, & a better view.

 

[MatthiasGould]

His panties are hiding all the frubals he's got...

 

[Revoltingest]

His panties are hiding all the frubals he's got...

No way! I haven't enuf room for my massive accumulation.
I store many of them in your undies!
Btw, please launder them before returning them, OK?

 

[MatthiasGould]

Will do!

Your panties are made of turtle skin too.

 

[Wirey]

Washed every May 14th, whether they need it or not!

 

[MatthiasGould]

Never washed!

 

[Revoltingest]

Washes his in the blood of kittens & puppies!
(Am I going too far?)

 

[MatthiasGould]

Washes his in the Tyne.