Reveal an Indisputable Truth about the Underwear of the Person Above You!

[Renji]

his underwear is definitely made of 24 karat goul...err, gold.

 

[MatthiasGould]

His underwear is smelly!

 

[Revoltingest]

His underwear is fluorescent orange...to warn the unwary passers by of its toxicity.
(He's so protective of his fellow man!)

 

[MatthiasGould]

He has clear plastic underwear...he's proud of his junk!

 

[Renji]

He wears a resident underwear... Only changed yearly

 

[Revoltingest]

Renji's underwear is young & impudent.
It talks back to its elders, & puts moves on girls' dainties.

 

[Renji]

Revy is the only person I know who wears bacon underwear at his age.

 

[Revoltingest]

Renji only recently started wearing underwear.
His training pants have little duckies on them.
(I like duckies!)

 

[Renji]

Revy has a French panty too

 

[Revoltingest]

His have little stuffed penguins sewn all over them.
(He once tried real penguins, but they objected & pecked at him.)

 

[MatthiasGould]

His pants have to be worn with plastic pants over the top because he still has little 'accidents'.

 

[Revoltingest]

His undies like to get together to reenact scenes from "Freddie vs Jason".
(That explains the horrible mess in them!)

 

[MatthiasGould]

His are hiding frubals.

 

[Revoltingest]

His have product placements all over them:
Extenz, Viagra, Testerorama, Chickmagnutsl & embigguns

 

[Brickjectivity]

Armor plating minimizes pain from spanking.

 

[Revoltingest]

His undies auditioned to be on Glee, but were turned down cuz they just lay there on the stage.
So MathiasGould's unmentionables beat him out.

 

[MatthiasGould]

His undies auditioned to be on Glee, but were turned down cuz they just lay there on the stage.
So MathiasGould's unmentionables beat him out.

Revoltingest's pants once featured in Doctor Who. They were scarier than the Daleks.

 

[Revoltingest]

His undies were responsible for putting GHW Bush in intensive care.
Their sights are set on the younger Bush next.
(His unmentionables are Democrats, you see.)

 

[MatthiasGould]

His tighty-whiteys are massive fans of the band Level 42.

 

[Revoltingest]

Hist thong performs in Chinese Opera.
Here it is creating this guy's signature voice....just by being worn!
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Beijing Opera - YouTube