Reveal an Indisputable Truth about the Underwear of the Person Above You!

[Brickjectivity]

Made his from a basketball found in a creek.

 

[Revoltingest]

Made his from old basketball jerseys.....with old basketball players still in them!

 

[BSM1]

Programmed his with Artificial Intelligence. Now they won't come near him.

 

[Brickjectivity]

His are permanently stuck to a movie theater seat.

 

[MatthiasGould]

Made his from the foil wrappers of Quality Street sweets. They keep rustling in the wind.

 

[BSM1]

Programmed his with Artificial Intelligence and calls them "Smarty Pants".

 

[Brickjectivity]

Now his are permanently stuck to a chain link fence, and he must figure out what he's going to do.

 

[BSM1]

Had an opportunity to wash his but once again declined.

 

[MatthiasGould]

He doesn't go out inthe rain because his pants are made of sugar, and will dissolve.

 

[Brickjectivity]

'Wrong Trousers' came into his possession from his association with Grommet of Wallace & Grommet fame.

 

[Revoltingest]

Had his sewn by Buffalo Bill.

 

[MatthiasGould]

His pants will explode if a certain word is mentioned. That word is llama.

Oops...*pants explode*

 

[Revoltingest]

All his undies take a long holiday vacation.
(They usually head south.)

 

[MatthiasGould]

His pants have lace edging on them

 

[Revoltingest]

Stole his from Sally Field.
How do I know?
They have printed on them.....
"You like me! You really like me!"

 

[Brickjectivity]

"Llama" *plugs ears*

His underwear exploded. Somebody want to tell me what is going on?

 

[Revoltingest]

Keeps spare lutefisk in his.
(To mask other odors.)

 

[MatthiasGould]

Always has some gravadlax in his.

 

[BSM1]

Wears his three sizes too small so he can sing soprano parts in the choir.

 

[Brickjectivity]

His underwear are very honest.