Reveal an Indisputable Truth about the Underwear of the Person Above You!

[Revoltingest]

Printed on his.....
Have it your way....have it your way!

 

[4consideration]

Made of a very shiny gold lame'.

 

[Revoltingest]

Made from used Xmas wrapping paper.
(And there's a strategically placed bow!)

Btw, had Terduckhen today!

 

[4consideration]

Printed on back: Festivus Grievences Airing Zone.

 

[Revoltingest]

Wears undies made out of lettuce.
Beware of rabbits!

 

[4consideration]

He thinks he's a cowboy. Printed on his: Rawhide!

 

[Revoltingest]

Printed on hers...
Do you feel lucky?
Well, do ya, punk?

 

[4consideration]

His containt a list of ingredient, along with the required allergy warning, "May contain nuts."

 

[Revoltingest]

Hers are at half mast in honor of Jack Klugman.

 

[4consideration]

Printed on his: Don't mind the differences. They are the quintessential "Odd Couple."

 

[BSM1]

Stole hers from Barney the Dinosaur while mindlessly repeating "Pretty purple panties properly purloined."

 

[Revoltingest]

He has no license to wear concealed underwear!
Arrest him immediately....& remove the offending garb!

 

[MatthiasGould]

Is wearing Canadian-made underwear!

 

[Wirey]

Secretly wishes to invade Toronto!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Magnesium fire-starter construction can start fires but fails to start anything else.

 

[Revoltingest]

Has 8" hiding in his.....but it's just snowfall.

 

[Brickjectivity]

He doesn't need a thesaurus, because he can get all the ideas he needs from his undies.

 

[Revoltingest]

His undies are so large, that he has parties in them!
(And I never get invited!)

 

[BSM1]

Makes his out of discarded "The Donald" hairpieces.

 

[MatthiasGould]

Made his from a discarded parachute he found in a tree.