Yet again at work someone with an obvious bowel problem had to destroy a toilet in the restrooms. After looking at the horror on my employees face I knew it wouldn't get cleaned up quick enough. So I go in to clean it up myself.
The quality of it was truly disgusting. Someone with the worst dietary habits. There shouldn't be that much red in a toilet. So I began with the basic tactic using a plunger. Thought that might have done it, flush and the water rises. So now I'm looking at basically a horrifying soup from hell's kitchen and wondering how I'm going to get this done without having to call a professional plumber and not having a snake on hand to use.
Well, I did the only thing left. Grabbed some small trash bags that covered my arm up to the elbow, reached down into the miasma to try to see if there was some other object obstructing the hole. There wasn't. Just damn. Desperately I used the plunger because it was the only tool to work with and suddenly.....it's fixed.
Just in case.....here's the landlord's technique for the plumber's helper (aka, plunger...aka force cup):
- Remove the tank lid so you have ready access to the flush valve....in case you need to stop it from filling the bowl
- Slowly push the plunger into the bowl, letting all the air out.
- Rapidly, move the handle up & down with a one inch stroke, until you feel a change in resistance.
- Flush, & watch the bowl for potential overflow.
- If it rises too high, close the flush valve, & start plunging again.
- If it clears, then yell "Woo hoo!".
- Put the tank lid back on top.
(Of course, the procedure is different is you have a Sloan valve on the toilet.)
If the above technique doesn't work then you need a snake or a turd burgler (aka, sewer cleaner guy).