Titles for my book?? - sep thread??
To give you some idea of the evolution of this book - here are a few titles that I have toyed with over the years –
As we all know – a catchy title can make all the difference when people are browsing for books to read …
"The sad truth about the human race"
"Playing with madness"
"A Beginner's guide to reality"
"Imaginary conversations"
"Schizophrenia: The most misunderstood phenomenon in the entire universe"
"How to be RIDICULOUSLY happy!"
"Step-by-step guide to a completely spontaneous mind"
"Celebrate your uniqueness"
"Start your own cult and help save the world"
"The super easy quick foolproof guaranteed way to a happier life"
“”Be kind & gentle & patient with yourself … and with everybody else”
"How to transform your anger into compassion"
"Would you rather be right or would you rather be happy?"
"The most fascinating book you are ever likely to read!"
“How to calm down the chatter in your mind” – Google it?
"A little peek inside my chaotic mind"
“Love yourself with your imperfections so you can love other people with their imperfections”
"How to stop your ego from sabotaging your happiness"
"Living with a profound sense of wonder & curiosity & gratitude"
"Do you have a healthy belief system?"
“Lessons we can learn from dogs” – Google it!
“How to love yourself completely especially when you are really struggling”
“Fix all of your problems and frustrations in 50 easy-to-follow steps!”
"Is gratitude the key to a happier life?"
"How to lose your mind but not your sense of humour"
“Does anyone currently living on this planet have a clue?”
“The art of staying cool, calm & collected whenever anybody is really pushing all of your buttons”
“Once upon a time, a man suddenly started to learn how to enjoy his own life!”
Amazing scenes – remind me – the nightly news
"I may be imperfect but your imperfections are FAR worse than mine!"
"Send pure, unconditional love to all those who are currently trapped in hatred or any other form of negativity!!!"
“You have FAR more potential than you may have been led to believe!”
“How to flourish in a traumatic world”
“Letting go of all your struggles with reality!”
“Remaining grateful even during your toughest times”
“If you insist on blaming or complaining … beware of bad karma …”
“Are you daring enough to find out the true causes of all of your struggles?”
“Exploring your own consciousness – the ultimate adventure!”
“You don’t need to torture yourself to grow!”
“All the things we tend to take for granted.”
“The grand scheme of things”
“The true origins of human happiness”
“Letting go of your need to compare yourself to others”
“How to put an end to toxic thinking – it is far easier than you might imagine!”
“The foolproof way to become fabulously rich and popular just by reading this book!”
“Transform your experience of this universe through meditation”
“Everything your soul wants you to know”
“How to think like an absolute genius”
“Stop listening to that voice in your head!”
“I don’t believe in being bored”
“How to harness the full power of your imagination – it is far easier than you might think!”
"There is absolutely nothing "special" about me - we are all born with the same amazing human potential - we each have the potential to
experience love & compassion & wonder & curiosity & forgiveness & kindness & joy & enthusiasm & thoughts & ideas & inspiration & gratitude & much much more!"
“Always make sure that you monitor your thoughts as closely as humanly possible”
“How to improve your life beyond your wildest dreams”
“Finding happiness by embracing all of your emotions – yes – even the dark ones!”
“I am not in the least bit interested in emotional drama so I make sure I never push people’s buttons”
"My life is a self-replicating event flowing smoothly from unstructured cosmic intent"
Plus more lines from some of my poems?
"Once upon a time, I was born into the psychological mysteries of life"
“Sometimes life is just like the milky texture of reality”
“Don’t tell me about the modern medical mysteries of life!”
"I'm not crazy - it's everyone else!"
"Solve all of your personal problems permanently"
"Enlightenment for dummies"
"Are we asking all the wrong questions?"
"I would much rather meditate than watch television!"
"Once upon a time, a man started to wonder if he should put an extra onion into his pocket."
"How to stop sabotaging your own happiness"
"My favourite Google searches"
"I am as reliable as the Bible"
"How you can boost your mood enormously by spontaneously chanting completely random & utter nonsense!"
"What an extraordinary shot there by Mister Federal!"
"Dealing with obnoxious people without losing your serenity"
"Chanting for fun & profit"
"Once upon time, a man started to SCREAM because he couldn't understand his own life."
"How to enjoy all of the extra moments of your life"
"Sometimes men & women & children & families & doctors love to enjoy a replica of their own lives"
"Don't worry about me - I am NOT psychologically deranged!"
"Amaze your friends and family by casually throwing some of these thoughts into your next conversation or social gathering"
"Bible. Bible. Bible. I am the man in the Bible. Anyone who believes in me will surely never die! Oh, man! You can’t say things like that – people might get upset! Well … they should take a good, long, hard look at themselves."
May send my story to this site –
Schizophrenia.com - Schizophrenia Stories and Success Stories
Edited - plus schiz poem and thread??