Seriously...What are the Perks of Dating You?

[Sunstone]

What are the perks of dating you? I know a question like that is low hanging fruit to anyone with three brain cells firing all at once, and thus it would be easy to take the question humorously, but if you absolutely must do so, then please also take the question seriously. I'm genuinely curious what you bring to a date.

 

[Kori]

If a woman lost her mind and wanted to date me it would be a non-stop encounter with someone very different in many ways than most guys. She would be saying: What is this guy smoking? She might even add in : Can I have some too? I know that if a woman wanted to date me the best thing is that I am loyal. I have plenty of faults but I am very loyal.

 

[Baladas]

Love, honesty, loyalty and friendship.
Lots of eccentricity. I am also getting pretty good at tie dying!

 

[Sultan Of Swing]

What are the perks of dating you? I know a question like that is low hanging fruit to anyone with three brain cells firing all at once, and thus it would be easy to take the question humorously, but if you absolutely must do so, then please also take the question seriously. I'm genuinely curious what you bring to a date.

Humour is all I've got going for me really. Though humour can get you pretty far. Oh, and I'm also ridiculously good-looking.

Other stuff like stable career prospects and a good degree if they want me to be their sugar daddy help a bit too.

 

[Laika]

What are the perks of dating you?

I'm an aspiring bad boy with a heart of gold.

If I'm doing you just because you're hot whilst also sleeping with you brother/sister, I will make it my mission to actually tell you.

what could go wrong?

 

[Rival]

If you take me to a restaurant or anywhere that has a sign saying Under 14s Go Free then you probably won't have to pay for me.

 

[Kori]

what could go wrong?

I think about 100 things that could go wrong. Maybe telling that person by text message would be better.

 

[Laika]

I think about 100 things that could go wrong. Maybe telling that person by text message would be better.

probably. but perhaps getting slapped in the face is just a turn-on.

 

[Kori]

probably. but perhaps getting slapped in the face is just a turn-on.

A slap in the face for me would just be a start in terms of a turn-on.

 

[Rick O'Shez]

I have lots of mojo,

Cool, baby, yeah!

 

[crossfire]

Absolutely no perks whatsoever. Nothing to see here folks...move along.

 

[savagewind]

What are the perks of dating you? I know a question like that is low hanging fruit to anyone with three brain cells firing all at once, and thus it would be easy to take the question humorously, but if you absolutely must do so, then please also take the question seriously. I'm genuinely curious what you bring to a date.

I am considerate to know the other person's feelings and I do not take advantage of people. If my date took me to a restaurant I would never order the most expensive things. I would look at the least expensive things. I am not demanding. But I do quietly demand respect but no more respect than I can give.

 

[savagewind]

......and then I read the other posts. God damn. I wouldn't talk about God. OMG I took a bag of JW books to a high school class reunion....just in case. Maybe someone looked in the bag and that is why I wasn't invited again. LOL

Another thing is that most of the time I speak when spoken to. I will initiate a conversation but I would rather listen than talk.

 

[savagewind]

OK! So the perks of dating me are; I never spend other people's money and I do not talk too much. Also, I would not ask to go to a place that my date does not like.

 

[Revoltingest]

Before I go out, I'm likely to bathe first.

 

[savagewind]

Before I go out, I'm likely to bathe first.

Do you put on your men's cologne?

 

[savagewind]

A person used to be able to perk up a date with perfume but now with so many people allergic it might be bad not good.

 

[savagewind]

Oh by the way I do not talk to myself on a date.

 

[Revoltingest]

Do you put on your men's cologne?

Men's what ?

 

[savagewind]

I go into no date thinking I will have sex. Do you?