So....Crumpled or folded??

[Majikthise]

Or maybe that is "sit" corrected?:areyoucra (straining)

ohhhhh, the toilet humor.

 

[Melody]

I thought there was one thing in my life that was simple and uncomplicated. Now I'm so confused I spend wasted moments deciding whether to crumple or fold. In the meantime, the cat is busy unrolling the whole roll.

 

[linwood]

I can`t believe 42% of us "fold".

 

[Majikthise]

Folding denotes great maturity and grace.

 

[Scuba Pete]

That tears it! Dear cistern, cast not thy tissue upon the waters!

 

[Majikthise]

Must....frubal.....again!!!:banghead3

 

[Pah]

I recently made an observation - the decision to crumple or fold is facilitated by where the TP is "hung" and whether the "cross-body" reach is done with the dominant hand.

More observations pending.


Nah, I'm the only test subject _ I knew what you were thinking

 

[Pussyfoot Mouse]

With apologies to all who love Kenny Rogers and "The Gambler'

You've got to know when to fold 'em.
Know when to hold 'em.
Know when to crumple 'em, when
You've got the runs!
You better count them sheets before
You're sittin on the toilet!
Or it's gonna get real messy,
Before the deed is done!

Son, I've made a study on
How people use Toilet Paper.
All the ways you can fold or crumple it
when you've got to go.
And somewhere in evening.
When you hear a potty flushing,
If you listen very closely,
You can hear them say

(refrain)

That ws hilarious! Did you write that one yourself?

 

[ker krypter]

i just wash whenever im at home. i like the charmin bears. they are soo cute and fluffAY.

i must be from mars......:areyoucra

 

[Majikthise]

i must be from mars......:areyoucra

Martians are highly intelligent. Ithink they must be folders.

 

[Pah]

Martians are highly intelligent. Ithink they must be folders.

Your "cresent moon thread" brings up the question of "corn cobbers" which is neither crumpled or folded. And I think maple leaves while in the forest would be neither as well.

 

[Scuba Pete]

Just watch for the poison ivy!

 

[Pah]

Just watch for the poison ivy!

It's really not a big enough leaf.

 

[Majikthise]

Your "cresent moon thread" brings up the question of "corn cobbers" which is neither crumpled or folded. And I think maple leaves while in the forest would be neither as well.

Well, when in the forest you've got to figure sometimes that , you really don't need your socks.

I never really understood what exactly you would do with a corn cob.


AND I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!

 

[Pah]

Well, when in the forest you've got to figure sometimes that , you really don't need your socks.

I never really understood what exactly you would do with a corn cob.


AND I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!

If you even find out, "file" it under survival techniques

 

[Valjean]

Proper Romans used a sponge on a stick, and this was often shared.

If Americans were really concerned with cleanliness they'd have bidets as standard fixtures.

 

[michel]

Proper Romans used a sponge on a stick, and this was often shared.

If Americans were really concerned with cleanliness they'd have bidets as standard fixtures.

I'm not really sure I wanted to know that Seyorni!:help:

You guys have given me a complex; I never kne what I actually did withe the paper (In terms of folding or crumpling) until this thread reared it's ugly head; now I have to think........first I fold, no....that's wrong..... crumple.........There have been search parties out for me!:jiggy:

 

[Valjean]

Get a loofah, Michel....

 

[michel]

Get a loofah, Michel....

ouch! I'm not even going there!:tsk:

 

[michel]

This thread brought back happy memories.

So to all the ladies & guys who never saw this thread, Crumpled, or folded ?