So....Crumpled or folded??

[Tigress]

lol Both. As with most other things, it really depends on my mood.

 

[Pah]

It's been nearly three months now. I wouldn't want the "newbies" to miss this essential thread

 

[Pah]

Is it possible to do both at the same time? :areyoucra

Folded then crumpled? Yeah, that works

 

[Scuba Pete]

With some of the threads that have gone into the toilet, it seems safe to retrieve this one from the cess pool of old threads!

 

[Scuba Pete]

That ws hilarious! Did you write that one yourself?

Yes that is some of my odoriferous humor. So wipe that silly grin off of your face!

 

[+Xausted]

This thread is just so wrong on so many levels

 

[Scuba Pete]

It does leave you feeling a bit flush. I am sure you will get a handle on it soon.

 

[+Xausted]

It does leave you feeling a bit flush. I am sure you will get a handle on it soon.

Lol, but
Urh.......
Potty talk is just the only thing that should never be discussed. Not even with your nearest and dearest.

 

[mrscardero]

Thanks for the song Pete. Now I get to go in the shower later singing the song. Hopefully not out loud since cardero is sleeping.

As I was reading the OP, I thought it was going to say clothes. Then I started to choke on my own spit when I read toilet paper.

 

[Scuba Pete]

Well don't feel bummed out! Don't you hate it when I get on a roll like that? Oh that dairy-aire!

 

[Scuba Pete]

Don't tell me this resurrected thread is about to poop out.

What did the Nephrologist say to his patient? "Urine a lot of trouble!"

 

[whereismynotecard]

I thought we were talking about monies. Like dollars...

 

[Scuba Pete]

I thought we were talking about monies. Like dollars...

If the dollar devalues much more, we may have yet another use for it!

 

[whereismynotecard]

If the dollar devalues much more, we may have yet another use for it!

But haven't you seen the commercial?? a KFC snacker is only 99 cents!!

 

[Scuba Pete]

But haven't you seen the commercial?? a KFC snacker is only 99 cents!!

See how insidious this is? It's only a small step from buying crap, to wiping it at the other end!

 

[MysticSang'ha]

My answer to the OP.......

Sometimes I just crumple because I don't care or don't have time. Sometimes I fold to provide a wider surface area. But sometimes if I really want to make sure I'll grab some baby wipes.

 

[cardero]

My answer to the OP.......

Sometimes I just crumple because I don't care or don't have time. Sometimes I fold to provide a wider surface area. But sometimes if I really want to make sure I'll grab some baby wipes.

Giggity!!

 

[BucephalusBB]

Definatelly fold. Reduces the risk of "missing" and add the function of another fold..

 

[Scuba Pete]

if I really want to make sure I'll grab some baby wipes.

What do you call this? A bidet in a box! How about that for an on topic crack?

But really, it seems that some of you get really anal about how to use TP.

 

[Scuba Pete]

I feel inspired to write another song...

Man of Constipation
(with apologies to all who loved "Man of Sorrows" by the Soggy Bottom Boys from "O' Brother, where art thou?")

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, am the man
Of constipation,
it's been days since I could go!
(it's been days since he could go!)

Youuuuuuuuuuuuuu, might want to step
A little back now,
There's no tellin, when I will blow!
(There's no tellin, when he will blow!)

Sorry, but I just couldn't come up with the second movement.