So... men... beat this!

[dantech]

I'm so tough that before cops sleep with their own wives, they call me for permission.

You mean they fucr?
Fornicate under consent of revoltingest?

 

[Viker]

You mean they fucr?
Fornicate under consent of revoltingest?

Fucr. For unlawful carnal Revoltingest.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Fast, unlawful, consentual, Revoltingsex

 

[dantech]

Fear ugly chocolate raisins

 

[Kerr]

I am so tough that I dont get run over by cars. I run over them.

 

[Smart_Guy]

I'm so tough just because I am.

 

[Viker]

I'm so tough I hammer nails with my finger tips. Sometimes I hammer my finger tips with nails.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm so tough I sell my fingernail clippings to Estwing to reinforce their hammers.
Nails don't stand a chance!

 

[dantech]

I'm so tough I'm going this without a computer.

 

[Wirey]

I'm so tough my balls have balls.

 

[Revoltingest]

My feet are tougher than Fred Flintstones!

 

[Smart_Guy]

I'm so tough I know my stuff!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm so tough, you stuff is fluff!

 

[Wirey]

I'm so tough I can watch Old Yeller and not cry at the end. Mostly.

 

[BSM1]

I'm so tough that I'm not afraid to challenge myself to an arm wrestling match, even though I know that I'll lose a few matches.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'm too tough for this thread!

 

[dantech]

I'm so tough, the last person who stood up to me went home with three shoes. Two on their feet, and one up their ***.

 

[Wirey]

I'm so tough I can turn whiskey into fantastic.

 

[Viker]

I'm so tough I slapped Hitler's mustache back onto Charlie Chaplin's face.

 

[Alt Thinker]

I make Happy Meals cry!