So... men... beat this!

[Viker]

I'm so tough that my blood type is 10W40.

Mine is Bourbon and the tears of broken hearts.

 

[Kerr]

I am so tough I am quoting my own post... namely this one.

I am so tough I am quoting my own post... namely this one.

 

[Kerr]

I'm so tough that my blood type is 10W40.

I am so tough I got gasoline for blood.

 

[dantech]

I'm so tough I don't need no stinkin blood.

 

[Revoltingest]

That's cuz I'm so tough that I took all your blood.
(It smells a lot like MD 20/20.)

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I'm so tough, I barely even cry after I chip a fingernail.

 

[Wirey]

I'm so tough my urine kills weeds and makes crops grow.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'm so tough, I barely even cry after I chip a fingernail.

I can chip two nails without crying.

 

[BSM1]

I'm so tough that the IRS files it's taxes with me.
I'm so tough that Chuck Norris pretends he's me when he has sex.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm so tough that nails say they're as tough as Revoltingest.
But they aren't!

 

[Alt Thinker]

I don't just chase cars. I catch them and bury them in the back yard.

 

[Viker]

I don't just chase men. I catch them and bury them in the back yard.











(This should keep them away, muahahaha!)

 

[dantech]

I'm so tough, it took 2 trains, 3 airplanes, 4 helicopters, 2 buses and 8 tanks to take down my pinky toe nail. But it got right back up and took em all down within seconds.

 

[Alt Thinker]

I'm so tough, it took 2 trains, 3 airplanes, 4 helicopters, 2 buses and 8 tanks to take down my pinky toe nail. But it got right back up and took em all down within seconds.

You should trim your nails more often.

 

[Alt Thinker]

You know, not a single post has taken the thread title seriously.

 

[Viker]

You know, not a single post has taken the thread title seriously.

Because that is just gross!

 

[Brickjectivity]

I don't just chase men. I catch them and bury them in the back yard.

Wow. If I posted something like that the police would come knocking probably within twenty minutes, but I'm so tough that they'd pretend they couldn't find me.

 

[Viker]

Wow. If I posted something like that the police would come knocking probably within twenty minutes, but I'm so tough that they'd pretend they couldn't find me.

The police are sleeping with my other fellas back there.

 

[Brickjectivity]

You'll never convince me, because my head's so hard. That's what being tough is all about.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm so tough that before cops sleep with their own wives, they call me for permission.