So... men... beat this!

[dantech]

I'm so tough, homosexuals and heterosexuals become dantechuals when they meet me.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Ever heard of the Scarlet Pimpernel?

 

[dantech]

Ever heard of the Scarlet Pimpernel?

I'm so tough I don't hear of things. They hear of me.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm so tough I don't need to stick to the arbitrary rules of some internet forum game. I just roll with whatever ramble I want to type, even if it has nothing to do with the point of anything.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm tough so posts sense no make need my to!

 

[Viker]

Insert ad here.

 

[Smart_Guy]

I'm so tough I crush ice cubes and popsicles with my teach and enjoy it.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm so tough I crush ice cubes and popsicles with my teach and enjoy it.

I'm so tough I quote the poster above me, and don't even bother to address or acknowledge his post AT ALL.

 

[Smart_Guy]

I'm so tough, homosexuals and heterosexuals become dantechuals when they meet me.

Ever heard of the Scarlet Pimpernel?

I'm so tough I don't hear of things. They hear of me.

I'm so tough I don't need to stick to the arbitrary rules of some internet forum game. I just roll with whatever ramble I want to type, even if it has nothing to do with the point of anything.

I'm tough so posts sense no make need my to!

Insert ad here.

I'm so tough I crush ice cubes and popsicles with my teach and enjoy it.

I'm so tough I quote the poster above me, and don't even bother to address or acknowledge his post AT ALL.

I'm so tough I quoted all of the above posters just for fun!

 

[dantech]

I'm so tough that another "tough guy" felt the need to quote me twice in the same post.

 

[Alt Thinker]

I'm so tough I set a new world record for consecutive viewings of the Don't Worry Be Happy video.

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The previous record was twice.

 

[Smart_Guy]

I'm so tough I quoted myself!

 

[Thruve]

I shave the groin with a dull razor.

 

[Alt Thinker]

I can cross a Möbius strip and get to the other side.

 

[dantech]

I'm so tough that last time I got angry, The Grand Canyon happened.

 

[Alt Thinker]

I bring a knife to a gunfight ... and win!

 

[Wirey]

I'm so tough that my blood type is 'Awesome'.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm so tough that my blood type is 10W40.

 

[Thruve]

Im so tough I queef to save the people from behind me.

 

[BSM1]

I'm so tough I break wind and it's not a euphemism.
I burn cinder blocks in my wood stove