So... men... beat this!

[Kerr]

That growl you hear. That's Mr. Fluffers my Rott deciding rather to eat your legs or your internal organs.

No, he is here with me, drooling as well... at my legs... he probably sees your reflection in them, but he sure looks like he wants to........................................

 

[dantech]

Last time I farted, Albert Einstein received a Nobel prize.

I repeated that performance on Hiroshima.

 

[Viker]

No, he is here with me, drooling as well... at my legs... he probably sees your reflection in them, but he sure looks like he wants to........................................

Oh, if he doesn't get you Ms. Cutiepie, my pit bull, will. :yes:

 

[Kerr]

Last time I farted, Albert Einstein received a Nobel prize.

I repeated that performance on Hiroshima.

Last time I asked a girl out, the night ended with a bang that travelled back in time and became the Big Bang.

 

[Kerr]

Oh, if he doesn't get you Ms. Cutiepie, my pit bull, will. :yes:

Think I am going to end this joke here before anyone actually thinks I am a creep or something .

 

[Viker]

I'm so tough I sneezed and made the Tower of Pisa lean.

 

[Wirey]

I'm so tough I sneezed and made the Tower of Pisa lean.

It wasn't leaning, it was trying to run away from your face.

I'm so tough Jesus won't come back until I say so.

 

[dantech]

I'm so tough, when I climbed mount Everest, it was way shorter, and kept growing to give ne a challenge. It gave up, as you can see.

 

[Viker]

It wasn't leaning, it was trying to run away from your face.

I'm so tough Jesus won't come back until I say so.

You're so tough you lost a fight with a wet paper sack.

 

[Alt Thinker]

Sounds rough!

But this is a chainsaw....

Depends on how big an *** you are, er, have.

 

[Kerr]

Depends on how big an *** you are, er, have.

I am so tough that when I wipe my butt with a chainsaw, it will shrink itself to just the right size to fit because my hard buttocks scare it.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I'm so tough, I frolic with rainbow-painted teddy bears in fields of fluffy, pink cotton candy.

 

[Kerr]

I'm so tough, I frolic with rainbow-painted teddy bears in fields of fluffy, pink cotton candy.

I am so tough, whenever I walk in grass it turns into rainbow colored teddy bears so I will take pitty and not step on it.

And I still step on it.

 

[Viker]

I'm so tough, I frolic with rainbow-painted teddy bears in fields of fluffy, pink cotton candy.

:help: :run:

 

[Smart_Guy]

I'm so tough I could take Smart Guy's ball cap away and he'd just laugh about it.

I'm so tough I could let you keep it

(I have two of them *ehm* * cough*)

 

[Alt Thinker]

I'm so tough, I frolic with rainbow-painted teddy bears in fields of fluffy, pink cotton candy.

When will I see you again?

 

[Viker]

I'm so tough kittens purr when I walk by. And birds sing songs of peace and love.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

:help: :run:

Yeah, my toughness tends to scare a lot of people. The intimidation factor of rainbow-painted teddy bears shouldn't be underestimated.

 

[Kerr]

I am so tough, bread cuts itself for me.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

When will I see you again?

I'll see you at sparkly, lollipop, super-happy time.