So... men... beat this!

[Viker]

Sounds rough!

But this is a chainsaw....

Zombies everywhere are afraid of that.

 

[Revoltingest]

But zombies love this guy.....

....even more than these guys....

 

[Smart_Guy]

Tough men don't were skirts.

 

[Revoltingest]

Tough men don't wear bed sheets either, ya liver eat'n daffodil arrange'n mongrel groomer!

 

[Viker]

"I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale; handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail; only last week, I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick; I'm so mean I make medicine sick."
—Muhammad Ali, 1974

 

[Smart_Guy]

Tough men don't stick their hands in the toilet

 

[Kerr]

Tough men don't stick their hands in the toilet

Tough men stare at the toilet until it weeps and does the dirty work itself!

 

[Revoltingest]

Tough men don't stick their hands in the toilet

I double dog dare ya to try it, ya dainty little shampoo love'n clean freak!

 

[Smart_Guy]

Tough men don't have short temper

 

[Revoltingest]

Tough men don't have short temper

Short temper?
Short temper!?
Short temper!!!!!!!!!!!
SHORT TEMPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHORT TEMPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not me....I'm just permanently angry.

 

[Smart_Guy]

Tough men don't repeat them selves five times... saying short temper... then say that they are just permanently angry

 

[Revoltingest]

Tough men don't repeat them selves five times... saying short temper... then say that they are just permanently angry

You......you........argch!

 

[Smart_Guy]

Tough men don't.... ah....

Okay, I'll stop here :cover:

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm so tough that if'n you hugged me, I'd endure it without puke'n on ya!

 

[Kerr]

I am so tough that when I played chicken race with a mountain, it flew up and became the moon.

 

[Viker]

I'm so tough I could take Smart Guy's ball cap away and he'd just laugh about it.

 

[Kerr]

I am so tough I could turn Vikers hair white by staring... though her window... at night... while drooling...

What? Me, creepy? No, never.

 

[Viker]

I am so tough I could turn Vikers hair white by staring... though her window... at night... while drooling...

What? Me, creepy? No, never.

That growl you hear. That's Mr. Fluffers my Rott deciding rather to eat your legs or your internal organs.

 

[dantech]

I'm so tough that last time I played with a rubber band, I ended up on the sun. I'm so tough that I lit the sun on fire.
Ignorant people call that event global warming.

 

[Viker]

I'm so tough I threw a rock at Fukashima and caused some problems over there. Sorry, Japan, it is what it is.