Viker
Your beloved eccentric Auntie Cristal
I told a desert to grow trees and that's why there's a Brazilian rain forest.
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So... men... beat this!
- Thread starter Kerr
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Maybe so but only because I had already seeded it with my dandruff and foot fungus.
Wirey
Fartist
I'm so tough that I use foot fungus cream as toothpaste.
(True!)
(True!)
I sell my pheromones for top dollar, because they're an instant love potion.
Alt Thinker
Older than the hills
I'm so tough I spend the whole day time without eating or drinking, and for a whole month
What was it called, again?
Dieting
Very manly, I hear
It's called....I'm so tough I spend the whole day time without eating or drinking, and for a whole month
What was it called, again?
"I took your food & drink for myself.
You weren't tough enuf to stop me."
Alt Thinker
Older than the hills
Thats nothing. I use shurikens.
Real men....tough men....use caltrops.
Forgive me for not being specific. When I said shurikens I means a chainsaw with shurikens attached to the chain.
Sounds rough!
But this is a chainsaw....
But this is a chainsaw....
Oh, chainsaws, very manly. Sounds like you're trying to compensate for something. I don't have to prop up my wounded pride like you, and I just spend my days jamming joyfully on my guitar without a care.
Really? You think thats impressive? My chainsaw is twise the size of that one. And I only use it to wipe my butt. Trees I cut down with my little finger, while lifting weights with the other fingers. 100 kg each.Sounds rough!
But this is a chainsaw....
We're talking about using chainsaws as toilet paper.
Is that you "jam" with your guitar? Ew.
Anyway, real men own & use chainsaws.
"Compensation" is the accusation of those who don't have any.
Yeah, everyone knows God created the penis because women where too fragile for the manly chainsaw. At first we all had chainsaws between out legs.
And thats why we wipe our butts with them now. To show God we are too manly for even chainsaws to be anything but toilet paper!