So... men... beat this!

[Wirey]

I'm so tough I can slam a beaded curtain.

 

[Kerr]

I am so touch, summer comes because winter is scared of me and winter comes because summer starts to cry.

 

[Wirey]

I am so tough when I pull down my zipper women flock.

 

[dantech]

I'm so tough, one of my hairs is called Chuck Norris.

 

[Wirey]

I'm so tough my individual sperm cells frequently father multiple children with different women.

 

[Kerr]

I am so tough I make women pregnant by showing them my biceps!

 

[dantech]

I am so tough I make women pregnant by showing them my biceps!

I'm so tough I got Mary pregnant.

 

[Kerr]

I'm so tough I got Mary pregnant.

I am so tough I made myself pregnant but lifting weights! And I am a man!

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I'm so tough, Bronies cower in fear whenever I walk by.

Oh wait, I don't need to be tough to do that.

 

[Kerr]

I am so tough, countries pay me to let them perform nuclear tests in my stomach. No one is harmed, no radiation gets out and I get a healthy glow to prove how tough I am.

 

[Kerr]

I am so tough, I farted and the Russians claimed it was a bomb called "Tsar Bomba".

 

[Brickjectivity]

I bumped into an oak tree, and it apologized to me for standing in the way!

 

[Wirey]

I'm so tough "Wirey?" is an acceptable response to every answer on Jeapordy.

 

[BSM1]

I'm so tough I read this entire thread without flinching.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I spent 4 days and nights in the belly of a whale.

 

[Wirey]

I spent 4 days and nights in the belly of a whale.

I told him to eat you or I was coming in the ocean after him.

 

[Alt Thinker]

I spent 4 days and nights in the belly of a whale.

I told him to eat you or I was coming in the ocean after him.

Don't bother. I had the whale for lunch. And I am still hungry.

 

[Viker]

I bumped into an oak tree, and it apologized to me for standing in the way!

Oh yeah? I punched a willow tree and it started weeping.

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh yeah? I punched a willow tree and it started weeping.

I punched a hickory tree & I started.....uh.....no, this doesn't beat yours.

 

[Kerr]

Oh yeah? I punched a willow tree and it started weeping.

I stared at a forest once. That was how Sahara became a desert.