So... men... beat this!

[Kilgore Trout]

I'm so tough kittens purr when I walk by. And birds sing songs of peace and love.

Is that before or after the kittens pounce on the birds, tear them apart, and consume them alive?

 

[Smart_Guy]

I'm so tough just like McDuff the rough. Isn't that enough?

And that's no bluff!

 

[Viker]

Is that before or after the kittens pounce on the birds, tear them apart, and consume them alive?

Just before the birds reveal they're hawks and falcons.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Just before the birds reveal they're hawks and falcons.

Touche.

I'm so tough, I regularly use the phrase "touche."

 

[Kerr]

I am so tough, if you look up the word tough in a dictionary you will see a picture of my small toe.

(If you cant see it, its because you are hallucinating it NOT being there to make you feel tougher then you are... its scientifically proven.)

 

[Smart_Guy]

I'm so tough I know the difference between "then" and "than"

 

[Revoltingest]

I am so tough, if you look up the word tough in a dictionary you will see a picture of my small toe.

I looked up "gigglesworth" in the dictionary, & found that same toe!

I'm so tough that I don't use dictionaries.
I make up my own definitions!

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I'm so tough, I gently sob into my pillow for hours after making love.

 

[Smart_Guy]

I looked up "gigglesworth" in the dictionary, & found that same toe!

Holy molly, you can read?

 

[Kerr]

I am so tough that I dont go to a dentist. I simply open my mouth and let my pet crocodile clean my teeth.

 

[Alt Thinker]

I am so tough, if you look up the word tough in a dictionary you will see a picture of my small toe.

(If you cant see it, its because you are hallucinating it NOT being there to make you feel tougher then you are... its scientifically proven.)

I see why you do not want to show the other toes.

 

[Smart_Guy]

I see why you do not want to show the other toes.

One, two, th.. th... um, thrrreee... fore...



Ate foot fingers!!!

 

[Viker]

I'm so tough I smacked a pile of bricks and made the Pyramids.

 

[Viker]

I'm so tough I smacked a pyramid an made the Sphinx.

 

[Revoltingest]

Wirey is so tough that he got the Sphinx pregnant!
(Triplets, no less!)

 

[Wirey]

She came on to me!

I'm so tough that my crap wipes my butt for me.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm so tough that my grass stops growing when it reaches the height I demand!

 

[Alt Thinker]

I'm so tough Death once had a near-me experience.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm so tough that sometimes angels accuse God of "playing Revoltingest".

 

[Alt Thinker]

I once fought Superman on a bet. The loser had to wear his underpants on the outside.