Speak Only In Movie/TV Script

[Martin]

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

 

[Wu Wei]

“Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.”

 

[Spice]

Good morning, Vietnam!

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas! How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know!

 

[Sgt. Pepper]

Who's that little old man?

Very clean, isn't he?

 

[Spice]

"I'm tired, boss. Tired of bein' on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. Tired of not ever having me a buddy to be with, or tell me where we's coming from or going to, or why. Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other...."

 

[Revoltingest]

"On this very night, ten years ago, along this very stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building... And when they pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck. It looked like this..."
"Be sure & tell'm Large Marge sent ya!"

 

[Revoltingest]

It said TV or movie and I took mine from TV. Actually what she said was "the dingo ate your baby."

I like....

 

[Stevicus]

"Forget the myths the media's created about the White House. The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand."

 

[Revoltingest]

"Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!"

 

[Stevicus]

"Apes don't read philosophy."

 

[Revoltingest]

"Leve the gun. Take the cannoli."

 

[Stevicus]

"And there they are. The Ville. Crips. Crip de Ville. Stone ****in' killers. They'll walk into your house, blow you away, sit down, eat, then leave."

 

[Jimmy]

Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.

 

[Spice]

"Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!"

(I've got the full DVD set of the latest version waiting for me. I just need a few days of nasty weather to sink in and binge.)

 

[Spice]

Because you're a lad and I'm a lass!

 

[Stevicus]

Beware the moon, lads.

 

[Revoltingest]

"But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."​

 

[Stevicus]

The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.

 

[Estro Felino]

Fifty bucks granpa...for 75 the wife can watch.