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[Wu Wei]

Who knows, Robin? This strange mixing of minds may be the greatest single service ever performed for humanity! Let's go, but, inconspicuously, through the window. We'll use our Batropes. Our job is finished.

 

[Revoltingest]

"I call the big one Bitey."

 

[Balthazzar]

“They are an intriguing people. From the moment they wake they devote themselves to the perfection of whatever they pursue. I have never seen such discipline.”

 

[Wu Wei]

Well, I don't like to see things goin' good or bad. I like 'em in between.

 

[Revoltingest]

"I think women & seamen don't mix."
- Waylan Smithers

 

[Martin]

I have a particular set of skills.

 

[Revoltingest]

"Jerome, never shy, pisses on command.
Beautiful piece of equipment you've got there.
I ever told you that?"
- Dr Lamar (Gattaca)

 

[Quagmire]

Home? I have no home. Hunted. despised. living like an animal! The jungle is my home. But I shall show the world that I can be its master! I shall perfect my own race of people. A race of atomic supermen which will conquer the world!

 

[Quagmire]

I never drink, wine.

 

[Revoltingest]

"Worst. Episode. Ever."
- Comic Book Guy describing Simpsons episode with Poochie.

 

[Quagmire]

The way you walked was thorny, through no fault of your own, but as the rain enters the soil, the river enters the sea, so tears run to a predestined end. Your suffering is over, Bela my son. Now you will find peace

 

[Revoltingest]

"You don't win friends with salad."
- Simpsons family (excluding Lisa)

 

[Quagmire]

I don't know what it is, but it's weird and pissed off.

 

[Quagmire]

Yeah they're dead, they're all messed up.

 

[Quagmire]

It was beauty killed the beast.

 

[Quagmire]

When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.

 

[Martin]

Somewhere, over the rainbow.

 

[Quagmire]

Why was I not made of stone like thee.

 

[Quagmire]

Was that the boogeyman?
Yes, as a matter of fact it was.

 

[Quagmire]

Mother! Oh my God mother!