I am a tried and true deist.
It is the only "religion" (sigh...) that half way makes any sense. Deists reject divine inspiration, prophets and holy books as those are all man made, unprovable, and tend to contradict themselves at numerous points. We do not believe in supernatural boogeymen, magic, curses or bad juju. Living beings have free will and creation seems too complex to come from random events. That is why we believe in God. Do you really think the United Union of Protozoa and/or the Center For Single Cell Organisms got together millions of years ago, took a vote and decided to "evolve?"