Now you're just playing games.
C'mon, Thief. You can do better than this. What you are calling the 'obvious' is nothing more than your own conjectures about something you call the 'afterlife'.
Once again, all you really know for certain, is that you are here, now. Any talk of an 'afterlife' is just your wishful thinking. I am not saying it is untrue, it's just that you need to have a basis for saying that it is true, and that it is 'obvious' simply won't do.
Most of us come into this life not remembering our source, why we are here, who we are, or what happens after death. The result for many is what we call 'metaphysical anxiety' or 'distress'. And so, the conceptual mind creates the idea of an 'afterlife' along with a heavenly parent to watch over us. This provides comfort in a mysterious, insecure world where death is always imminent, and avoids the real spiritual work that results in a truly enlightened mind.
"The idea of 'another realm' is a substantive, delusive idea'.
Shunryu Suzuki, founder, SF Zen Center