Buttercup
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Now that's more like it! Nothing like champagne to toast a new baby in the family. By the way, may I borrow your red heels with the sparkly bow for the occasion?
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The Human mind; What a dangerous place to live.
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I appreciate the offer Rhonda, but I really don't know what I'd do with a tap dancing flamingo at this point in my life.
Yes Phil, I certainly see how Howie Mandel's career as been adversely effected by global warming, but I feel we're skirting dangerously close to straying off topic with this.
Buttercup
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I can totally appreciate where you're coming from, Phil but as your Designer, I must insist the leopard print headboard matches the lavender walls in your bedroom PERFECTLY!Sunstone said:
Hmmm. Well, if you insist. However, I've never heard of someone liking to take bubble baths with Wisconsin leeches before.Quagmire said:
Rick, I must applaud your honesty and openness, but do you truly believe this the most appropriate time and place to passionately announce such a... consuming... fascination with the life cycle of French snails?
Good news, Rhonda! You are not alone! I, too, have always secretly desired to dance my interpretation of an Australian wombat before a packed audience at Carnegie Hall!
These are all good points Phil, but I'm still of the opinion that the stipulation in Deuturonomy against popping zits in public is meant to be read metaphorically.
Buttercup
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Ewwwwwww!
Yes Buttercup, I've already taken into account that McKenzie's translation of the Sumerian cuniform is based at least particailly on speculation.
Why certainly New, I'd be happy to reiterate everything said so far in ancient eskimonian with a bongloadian grammerical standard.
In fact, I've been waiting for someone to ask.
Thank you for such an excellent and insightful question, New! But no, I don't believe the aliens who built the pyramids brewed an exceptional beer.
Although I still question your assertion that tribolites were capable of philosophic thought, In the end, your trenchant logic compels me to agree with you that the PreCambrian Explosion did NOT, as previously thought, create a crater the size of two Oklahomas.
Precisely! And that's exactly why I never read the cooking instructions on anything purchased at a market who's name begins with the letter "L".
No, I actually think it's perfectly normal that, as a healthy male, you'd want a tattoo of a lightning bolt on that part of your anatomy. But just think how painful getting a tattoo there would be!
Yes, it did snow here today. But fortunately, my neighbor, a crack addict, snorted most of what fell on the sidewalk.
That's fascinating, New! I thought I was the only one who saved the cotton from aspirin bottles!
Yes, yes,...I too agree that the folk culture of the Myiopinia Horticultural Society displays a flagrant lack of appriciation for the simplistic quality of the culinary arts of HackySackyian Indian community, but I fail to see how bringing back reruns of the lesser known episodes of the Partridge Family is going to solve this problem.
*hands keys to New* There you go New, but be sure to fill it up with unleaded before you return it.
Yes, the same thing happened to me Phil. That's more or less why I've stopped asking homeless people for directions.