The last post is the WINNER!

[sun rise]

I win cuz I'm forcing me son to watch the movie Airplane!
It's so old & stupid in his eyes, but it's culturally important.

You want cultural importance? I'll give you cultural importance

 

[Revoltingest]

You want cultural importance? I'll give you cultural importance

He's already been thoroughly educated in stoogery.

 

[sun rise]

He's already been thoroughly educated in stoogery.

Then he's ready to understand politics in 2016 America.

 

[Wu Wei]

Got my youngest into Dr. Who.....but she simply walked into the room. sat down, and started watching

 

[Revoltingest]

Got my youngest into Dr. Who.....but she simply walked into the room. sat down, and started watching

I've seen a little of Dr Who.
It's like the 3 Stooges would be if there no stooges & only some boring English guys.

 

[Wu Wei]

I've seen a little of Dr Who.
It's like the 3 Stooges would be if there no stooges & only some boring English guys.

Yeah that is it exactly...for the uneducated and UNWASHED!!!!!

But I am not here for that.... and speaking of boring old English guys..... I am here to say

 

[Revoltingest]

You run like a girl when you win.
I'm not so sure that's winning.

 

[sun rise]

You run like a girl when you win.
I'm not so sure that's winning.

Oh yes, bacon laden one?

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh yes, bacon laden one?

Imagine how much faster they'd have been if there were bacon at the finish line!

 

[sun rise]

I the greater scheme of things, who knows.

 

[Wu Wei]

Imagine how much slower they would have been if they had eaten bacon before the race...that is of course assuming they are capable of finishing the race after eating bacon

 

[sun rise]

Imagine how much slower they would have been if they had eaten bacon before the race...that is of course assuming they are capable of finishing the race after eating bacon

Bacon is a low acting drug at least for most but it's possible to OD on it as @Revoltingest has proven. The sad state we see him in today is a direct result of overindulgence in the past.

 

[Revoltingest]

Bacon is a low acting drug at least for most but it's possible to OD on it as @Revoltingest has proven. The sad state we see him in today is a direct result of overindulgence in the past.

I owe all my positive qualities to bacon.
Without it, I'd have been just a low animal....like a dog or a bear.

 

[sun rise]

I owe all my positive qualities to bacon.
Without it, I'd have been just a low animal....like a dog or a bear.

The dog will run circles around you immobilizing you for the bear claw swipe after which there will be a satiated dog and a satiated bear.

 

[Revoltingest]

The dog will run circles around you immobilizing you for the bear claw swipe after which there will be a satiated dog and a satiated bear.

A dog may run circles around me,
but as soon as I say "sit" & "roll over",
tis clear who is in charge.
And you'll get a belly rub too!

 

[Wu Wei]

I owe all my positive qualities to bacon.
Without it, I'd have been just a low animal....like a dog or a bear.

You ever wonder about the things they feed certain cows and chickens and why? Just askin'......

 

[Revoltingest]

You ever wonder about the things they feed certain cows and chickens and why? Just askin'......

I'd hope that cows & chickens are fed bacon.

 

[Wu Wei]

A dog may run circles around me,
but as soon as I say "sit" & "roll over",
tis clear who is in charge.
And you'll get a belly rub too!

Try that with a bear

 

[sun rise]

A dog may run circles around me,
but as soon as I say "sit" & "roll over",
tis clear who is in charge.
And you'll get a belly rub too!

That makes the wholly unjustified assumption that the dog is trained and not very, very hungry.

 

[Revoltingest]

Try that with a bear

Here's how to keep away wild predators.....
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/20/hiker-mountain-lion-opera_n_5695886.html
Chinese opera would be particularly effective.