The last post is the WINNER!

[Revoltingest]

Okay!
But I'm taking the wen with me.

 

[Thief]

you can have the wen......the win is mine
just go

 

[Revoltingest]

I like my wen.
The old win smells like wet dog & Surstroming.

 

[sun rise]

I like my wen.
The old win smells like wet dog & Surstroming.

Wet dogs can steal things and race off laughing.

 

[atanu]

I wave a small piece of chew bone and grab the win.

 

[sun rise]

I wave a small piece of chew bone and grab the win.

And you think dogs can't hold many things in the mouth at the same time. And some react badly when others attempt to grab things out of their mouths. In the interest of the gentle sensibilities of some here, I'll just post this

 

[atanu]

That is true. But dogs cannot distinguish between a win and a chew bone.

Almost same case as Revoltingest, to whom a small piece of bacon is win.

 

[4consideration]

It's early here. The early poster gets the win.

 

[Wu Wei]

And.......

I win

 

[4consideration]

Wake up and smell the win!

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Now I've had about enough of that! No more, and I'm not nearly as much of a pushover as I used to be.

When it's bedtime, it's bedtime!

A story post, or two...and that's it! None of this one at a time things, read me one more, until it's read me six or seven books, and now make up a story, until you're so bleary-eyed you just sit there and try to make up a boring story so it will bore them to sleep, but it doesn't work! D)

I think I'm tired, too.

Obviously, you were having trouble with the kiddies!

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Thanks but it does not matter. We're all doomed

My sister was bitten by a llama once!

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

That is true. But dogs cannot distinguish between a win and a chew bone.

Almost same case as Revoltingest, to whom a small piece of bacon is win.

To a dog, a chew bone IS a win! And yes, it is possible to distract and occupy him with bacon and mechanical gadgets...

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

and I win four times in a row

 

[Revoltingest]

I win cuz I sold another box of igo stones on ebay!

 

[Thief]

so that's how you get your rocks off?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

so I win

 

[Revoltingest]

so that's how you get your rocks off?

As Confucius once said.....
Tis better to sell go stones, than to pass kidney stones.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

As Confucius once said.....
Tis better to sell go stones, than to pass kidney stones.

I can vouch for that!

 

[4consideration]

Obviously, you were having trouble with the kiddies!

They're too old to want me to read stories to them. It just occurred to me it might be funny to draw on a real life experience from way back in time.