The last post is the WINNER!

[Revoltingest]

I hate flying.
I win by having gotten out of a trip to hike in Utah with Mrs Revolt.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I don't mind flying...it's the flying with a cabin stuffed with other people that I dislike (not that I dislike the people necessarily one on one, just a a bunch, I'd rather not have to have anything to do with them).

 

[sun rise]

Flying is fine if you are wealthy enough. During a time when I flew often for work, I occasionally got bumped to first class if the main cabin was full and I enjoyed the perks. Also one time we went to the UK and we had enough miles to enjoy business class. But I do agree about being stuffed into a middle seat with the 99% - it's no fun.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

You misunderstand: I mean flying with ANYONE except a pilot...and if I had the money, I'd rather do it myself...

 

[sun rise]

Given that I'm about to get my teeth cleaned with a perio cleaning due to my earlier lack of dental hygiene any claim of being a winner on my part would be tenuous at best.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

well you win...won...by recognizing the need and getting it done! But now I win.

 

[sun rise]

well you win...won...by recognizing the need and getting it done! But now I win.

I put up with the pain for a good cause and that is the mark of a winner.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Yes it is...but now you lose, to me

 

[sun rise]

Yes it is...but now you lose, to me

I've looked at win from both sides now
From give and take, and still somehow
It's win's illusions I recall
I really don't know win at all

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

We are stardust
we are winners...

 

[Wirey]

Eye boogers. I get them, Trump gets them, the Pope gets them. That's equality.

 

[sun rise]

Eye boogers. I get them, Trump gets them, the Pope gets them. That's equality.

If you did not know this, you're not a winner @Wirey

Could You Outrun A Fart? Here’s What The Science Says

 

[Wirey]

If you did not know this, you're not a winner @Wirey

Could You Outrun A Fart? Here’s What The Science Says

I'm a rich white Canadian. I win.

 

[sun rise]

I'm a rich white Canadian. I win.

Only if you're very rich. Otherwise you are in First Nations land and they might say otherwise.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

If you did not know this, you're not a winner @Wirey

Could You Outrun A Fart? Here’s What The Science Says

Wow! I'm...well...um....Glad I'm upwind right now...

 

[Wu Wei]

I win I win I win I win.....

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

okay, but only for a few minutes...

 

[sun rise]

okay, but only for a few minutes...

And away we go.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Where? Where are we going? We're going somewhere? Oh, I hope it's the park! I hope it's not the vet! Where are we going? Where?

 

[sun rise]

Some people post and no one responds for so long that they've thought they're the ultimate winner. That, of course, can't stand except for me sooner or later