I win
and you snooze.
I been
in da booze.
Again
youz'a lose.
and you snooze.
I been
in da booze.
Again
youz'a lose.
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The last post is the WINNER!
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The smell of your own, takes my breath away.
Brush those teeth at the start of each day.
Liquor may be sweet,
but your breath ain't no treat.
The win is mine. Ain't nuthin' you can say.
Oh, I can say....
4consideration thought she'd win.
4consideration's head would spin.
Soon as she posted,
after she boasted,
good ole Revoltingest won yet again.
4consideration thought she'd win.
4consideration's head would spin.
Soon as she posted,
after she boasted,
good ole Revoltingest won yet again.
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Poor little Revvie smugly posted,
of his win he surely boasted.
4con came along,
there's a new song.
This time her win is what we've toasted.
of his win he surely boasted.
4con came along,
there's a new song.
This time her win is what we've toasted.
4con thought she'd hold her own.
Let her win I'll not condone.
Along I came.
And beat this dame.
Listen up....now hear her moan!
Let her win I'll not condone.
Along I came.
And beat this dame.
Listen up....now hear her moan!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Cant' hear what you say.
The problem is, can't hear **** today.
Now if you want me to talk to you,
talk of my win is what you should do.
That's just the game you will have to play.
A limerick won't stop yer loss
Cuz I'm here now, & soon will toss
4con's win, D'oh!
out the window
Cuz in this thread I'm still the boss!
These rank as the rankest doggerel I've ever perpetrated!
Cuz I'm here now, & soon will toss
4con's win, D'oh!
out the window
Cuz in this thread I'm still the boss!
These rank as the rankest doggerel I've ever perpetrated!
"Doh" and "window" is a terrible rhyme.
I'm looking it up. I think it's a crime.
Yes. A precedence set in a case from '02.
Points to the fact, the loser is you.
I'll do the win, while you do the time.
But "win, D'oh" & "window" sound oh so sublime!
So don't you be diss'n my cleverest rhyme.
I'm proud'o me work.
(You know how to twerk?)
Ya'll know not to challenge me rhyme'n next time!
A gentleman never asks a lady to twerk.
It may sound uncouth, make you seem like a jerk.
You rhyming is great, I'll admit it you see.
Seems you've advanced to grade level 3.
I've now won the prize. You can see from my smirk.
Short is your reign.
(I feel your pain.)
I came in
so I win
& parade on your rain.
Is this one the worst yet?
I'm particularly proud of line 5.
(I feel your pain.)
I came in
so I win
& parade on your rain.
Is this one the worst yet?
I'm particularly proud of line 5.
I like it. I would have preferred the last word to be spelled "reign", but that's just my winning opinion.
It's your wrong opinion!
The phrase I inverted is "rain on your parade".
ARCHGHGHCHHHH!!!!!
I know that! I just prefer the play on words! Stop oppressing me and my opinion!
No oppressing.
Just winning!
Win!
Win!
Win!
Just winning!
Win!
Win!
Win!
You're sinning while winning.
Chapter 4, verse whatever...of 4consideration's Book of What Everyone Else Ought to Do.
"And lo did Revoltingest stoop into the very belly of unsportsmanlike behavior. For in no post shall any form of the word "win" appear more than three times. Three shall be the number and the number shall be three"...or something like that.
According to our Pamplet Of Original Parables (POOP),
"sin" is natural for mankind (& girlikind), & therefore good.
To speak otherwise is blasphemy!
"sin" is natural for mankind (& girlikind), & therefore good.
To speak otherwise is blasphemy!
Dude! I can't believe you're still extracting things from POOP.
That's old news. It's yesterday's fodder.
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POOP is always fresh in Revoltingistan!