POOP is always fresh in Revoltingistan!
Well, duh!
I heard Revoltingestan is the biggest supplier for POOP in the country.
Why, if I had a nickel for every time I heard a conversation like this:
Person 1: "Everywhere I look, nothing but POOP! Where does all this POOP come from?
Person 2: "Revoltingestan. Now make me a sammich.