The last post is the WINNER!

[Shadow Wolf]

Win!

 

[Wu Wei]

Well, I'm awake...its 11 degrees and I am ready to impede peoples winning progress

 

[Brickjectivity]

Well, I'm awake...its 11 degrees and I am ready to impede peoples winning progress

I am glad your internet isn't frozen or you couldn't witness this.

 

[Thief]

I need no witness.....

in fact.....Thief is ninja!

and being a witness is soooooooooo dangerous

 

[Revoltingest]

I win by being the first to see @Shadow Wolf 's new boat.
Now that she's really bringing home the bacon, she can afford a modern pirate ship inspired yacht....

It even has cupholders.

What?
Not so special, you say?
Every car has them now?
Not like these....

 

[Thief]

Avast there!.....ya lan'lubbing haggis eater!

Thief is pirate!

heave to.....and be boarded!


ARGH!

 

[Thief]

no wait a minute.....

there's a strange crew aboard this scow

best I leave off and scuttle the barge from a distance

torpedo 1......away!

losers

 

[Wu Wei]

banjo

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

up and winning with coffee and fruit for breakfast...

 

[sun rise]

I take everyone else's win and burn them in a sacrificial fire.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Without permission? You vandal! I shall notify the proper authorities and seek retribution!

 

[sun rise]

I prefer Visigoth

 

[Revoltingest]

Winning with my kind of eatery!

 

[sun rise]

My ultimate language goal would have been going to use future imperfect conditional in every third sentence.

 

[Thief]

Merry Christmas!!!!!

HA!.....I said it first
losers

 

[sun rise]

I'll answer once I'm again connected to the "mother ship" and am programmed how to respond.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I've been condoned by society to learn Latin.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

It's a con, don't do it!

 

[sun rise]

I'm a contrarian.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Is that like a Whateverian?