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The last post is the WINNER!

Buddha Dharma

Dharma Practitioner
I suffer with IBS myself. My sympathies. I sometimes need medication for it, so a prescription is always ready by my doctor to be filed.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
But I'm not sure your dietary preferences are compatible with IBS.
Looks like my mouth and my bowels are gonna have to have words.
I suffer with IBS myself. My sympathies. I sometimes need medication for it, so a prescription is always ready by my doctor to be filed.
I tried medications, but they basically made one part or another of my various related symptoms to flair up. Except the ones that don't, but the don't really help me much. So I quit taking meds. But things started becoming somewhat more predictable and stable after that. I've hit a point where most the time my biggest gripe is heart burn, and I'm munching on Tums throughout the day.
 

Hockeycowboy

Witness for Jehovah
Premium Member
Since some here are talking about food:

"There was a young lady from Niger

Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.

They returned from the ride
With the lady inside,

And the smile on the face of the tiger."
 

Hockeycowboy

Witness for Jehovah
Premium Member
I just found out what the prize is: a two-week, all-expense-paid trip to Revoltistan! What a waste! Somebody else can win, now.

It might be worth it if the winner gets to meet Revoltingest..... nah!!
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I just found out what the prize is: a two-week, all-expense-paid trip to Revoltistan! What a waste! Somebody else can win, now.

It might be worth it if the winner gets to meet Revoltingest..... nah!!
I decided to put you out of your misery. I'll donate that prize to @Wu Wei as long as long as the encounter is recorded and uploaded to YouTube.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Since some here are talking about food:

"There was a young lady from Niger

Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.

They returned from the ride
With the lady inside,

And the smile on the face of the tiger."
You know this means war.

There once was a gal from St Bride,
who gobbled green apples & died
They quickly fermented
inside the lamented
to cider inside her insides.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Food themed.....

The funkiest most awful smell
is sharing a small diving bell
with old Jacques Cousteau
who minutes ago
"announced" that he had Taco Bell.
 

Hockeycowboy

Witness for Jehovah
Premium Member
The weekend's a time when we feast

On a turkey that's freshly deceased

Or a slow roasted duck
That has run out of pluck

And frying in a pan full of grease.
 
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