The last post is the WINNER!

[Vinayaka]

Is your real name Mark?

All Pro Eating Promotions

 

[Revoltingest]

Is your real name Mark?

All Pro Eating Promotions

Tis not me, but I could equal his achievement.
I once had the waitress at an all-you-can-eat crab shack get angry at me after
2 hours of shoveling food in me fresser. Mrs Revolt would help prep the crabs.

 

[Vinayaka]

I can eat a lot of apples.

 

[Revoltingest]

Vinayaka was hungry, & tried
to eat many green apples, but died.
The apples fermented
inside the lamented
making cider inside his insides.

 

[Vinayaka]

You'd like this place.

O'Mara's bacon company, Limerick

 

[Revoltingest]

Bacon & limericks & Limerick.....sounds wonderful!

 

[Vinayaka]

It does, doesn't it? I've always had a hankerin' for Ireland.

 

[sun rise]

Offline/offline
It's mighty fine
My turn
to yearn
for the top
being no fop

 

[Revoltingest]

It's sunrise here, so it's time for Sunrise to lose.

 

[Vinayaka]

Sun ain't up here yet, but I am.

 

[Revoltingest]

You again!
I'm winning now.
Go away until I tire of it, ya thumb twiddle'n beet juicer!

 

[Vinayaka]

I like beets, can't beat em, ya pompous self-declared bacon infested thread judge.

 

[Revoltingest]

I hereby crush thee!
Lose, cursed issue of a knave's loins!

 

[4consideration]

I detect a note of losing hostility in recent posts.

I'm here to bring peace and winning to this thread, once again.

 

[Revoltingest]

The winning was going just fine without ya, toots!
Now, why don't ya make us all some sammichs.

 

[4consideration]

You can't handle my sammiches!

(Read that in Jack Nicholson's voice.)

 

[Vinayaka]

Why would anyone make him a sammich?

 

[4consideration]

I think the way to communicate with people is through the "language" they understand.

(Here ya go, Rev.)

 

[Vinayaka]

Simple it is then.

 

[Revoltingest]

Mmmmmm.....sammichs & winning!