Subduction Zone
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Now it's ticking again.
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Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Clocks are for losers.
Subduction Zone
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Yes, but it came with a warranty.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Warranties: the evil banes of do-it-yourself repair.
Subduction Zone
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Yes, who needs repairs when they send out a new one?
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Yup. It's not like we live in a finite, heavily polluted world where we have to actually have to worry about waste and resource depletion.
Subduction Zone
Veteran Member
Luckily internet clock warranties only squander bandwidth.
Yes, it's like we can reverse entropy or something!
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Somewhere out there, in a galaxy far, far away (in India, I hear), there is an IT worker who's sanity is squandered by having to maintain those things and keep them running.
If I tried to add up how much sanity is squandered every day, I would go mad. Well, to be accurate, crazier than I am already.Somewhere out there, in a galaxy far, far away (in India, I hear), there is an IT worker who's sanity is squandered by having to maintain those things and keep them running.
Subduction Zone
Veteran Member
Somebody has to do their part to keep mental health experts employed.Somewhere out there, in a galaxy far, far away (in India, I hear), there is an IT worker who's sanity is squandered by having to maintain those things and keep them running.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Having to deal with snow means you lose. Me, on the other hand, I got to go outside today without a jacket and open a door and some windows. Because that is winning.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
And I win for no longer being one of the members here bonding over the common, shared experience of freezing during the winter. I don't miss "oh my god, yeah it's definitely colder where you live." Cold is evil.
Subduction Zone
Veteran Member
Winning since my driveway almost never has snow.
Subduction Zone
Veteran Member
Winning because there is absolutely 0% chance of getting skin cancer in a western Washington winter.
Winning without worrying about pollution.