The last post is the WINNER!

[lewisnotmiller]

Oh, please will you cease all this bawling
about my poetic work calling
you out as quite smelly
down there 'neath your belly.
Now, let's see some rhymes less appalling.

There's something I have to confess,
My underpants are a sad mess,
I'd like to blame you,
For this smelly poo,
But I'm responsible for my own dress.

Of course the above is not true,
About me, underpants and poo,
Draka got to choose
A thread (like a meuse),
And she chose about me and my pew.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Poor Lewis, that simple young bloke,
He became the brunt of a joke,
Cause Rev he did tell,
Of one gawdawful smell
That needed a vinegar soak.

I like being called a young bloke,
Although I suspect it's just part of the joke,
Where lewisnotmiller,
And his stank that's a killer,
Are subjected to a nefarious poke.

 

[Revoltingest]

Poor Lewis, that simple young bloke,
He became the brunt of a joke,
Cause Rev he did tell,
Of one gawdawful smell
That needed a vinegar soak.

This northerly neighbor's no better.
He reeks like our Lewis, but wetter.
So it falls to me
to tell all that he
smells just like a damp Irish setter.

 

[Vinayaka]

A smelly wool kilt would be bad,
Cause it'd make it's wearer so sad,
But then there's our hero,
The one that comes here, oh,
He'd think it was bacon-like, rad.

 

[Brickjectivity]

its blue skies from here on out
I'd rather that no one here pout
its plain as a frubal
don't bother to google
I'm last to post here its a rout

 

[Revoltingest]

A wonderful morning to win.
And much to old Bricky's chagrin,
I'm here in his stead.
His victory's dead.
This feels so good it's a sin!

 

[Vinayaka]

The man from the 'stan is so quick,
He dances around like a Mick,
But he clearly forgot,
A winner he's not,
And that we just proved, it's so sick.

 

[Revoltingest]

So Vinny thinks he's got the stuff
to win against me in the buff.
Your nudity shows
why people wear clothes.
We posters have seen quite enough!

 

[Vinayaka]

It matters not of what you think,
Just don't provide us with a link,
Of whats under that kilt,
We'd all gasp to the hilt,
And head for a talk with a shrink.

 

[Revoltingest]

Ya wonder what horrors will lurk
in netherly regions, ya jerk!
Under me kilt,
sheathed to the hilt,
I keeps me a blade called a dirk!

 

[Vinayaka]

That's not really so scary,
More Moe, Curly, or Larry,
Oh what a fool,
To think he's so cool,
When reality says he's just hairy.

 

[Revoltingest]

It's eerie the things that ya know.
Ya fancy yerself as me beau?
If you think it's cute
to be so hirsute,
Well, Willie don't swing that way...no!

 

[Vinayaka]

I'm as straight as they come, ask my folks.
Your assessment is wrong, it's a hoax!
But go on, if you must,
It'll never be just,
Cause Canucks take the brunt of your jokes.

 

[Revoltingest]

Canucks are the lowest of low.
They always be peeking below.
Straight as they come?
Willie ain't dumb!
I've been to Toronto. I know!

 

[Vinayaka]

Toronto, you see, is not what you figure,
It's American wannabe, egos all bigger,
The rest of us hate 'er
Like a rotten tomater,
And that is the truth, ya dirt digger!

 

[Revoltingest]

The fallacy, "no true Canuck"
won't sway me, ya devious schnook!
No dodge'n the blame.
I know yer the same,
and see how you grin when you look!

 

[Brickjectivity]

A wonderful morning to win.
And much to old Bricky's chagrin,
I'm here in his stead.
His victory's dead.
This feels so good it's a sin!

misfortune is often misguided
towards those who were previous delighted
this morning at break
realized your mistake
all too late to help you be righted

 

[Revoltingest]

misfortune is often misguided
towards those who were previous delighted
this morning at break
realized your mistake
all too late to help you be righted

You're just a feckless beginner.
I will have your win for dinner!
Admit that you failed,
and you should've bailed.
Clearly now, I am the winner!

 

[Vinayaka]

You're the winner? I think not!
Cause the battle was fought,
On big words with no style,
While faking your guile
So give it back, you old sot!

 

[Brickjectivity]

vinayaka's got something to share
but his kayak is going nowhere
he paddles a boat
that won't even float
so that is why he is stuck there.