The last post is the WINNER!

[Vinayaka]

You don't know me from a hole in the ground,
Your argument just goes round and round,
It you want to compete,
Use yer brain, not your feet,
For that's the conclusion we found.

 

[sun rise]

All of you fume and spout
and your wins loudly tout
my win I set free
for all you to see
to quench any remaining doubt.

 

[sun rise]

All surly loser kanucks
with mouths full of pucks
and toilet kilt man
a flash in the pan
leftovers in verse potlucks

 

[Vinayaka]

Enter this foray if you think you may,
But beware, it's tough to stay,
On top of this pile,
Of winners, with style,
Cause you're only a catfish, astray.

 

[Revoltingest]

Keeping this up is a chore.
One is a cinch, but if more
are needed to win
you better begin
at RhymeZone.com to soar!

 

[Vinayaka]

Only cheaters would use such resources,
The advanced wordsmiths, like racehorses,
They gallop, they romp,
With their own fancy pomp,
And say to the rest, "Take some courses!"

 

[Vinayaka]

Limerick building is awesome,
Like a spoonful of very hot rasam, (Indian pepper soup)
Not for the slow,
Who live down below,
That write silly words, but then toss 'em.

 

[sun rise]

We've driven off all lesser mortals
with gales and gales of chortles
now if any here stray
we'll keep them at bay
with fingers polished poetic portals.

 

[Revoltingest]

Only cheaters would use such resources,
The advanced wordsmiths, like racehorses,
They gallop, they romp,
With their own fancy pomp,
And say to the rest, "Take some courses!"

Oh, nothing is better than cheating.
It's why you now suffer this beating.
You impudent pup.
You just can't keep up.
So buck up & stop all this bleating.

 

[sun rise]

Occupy RF a good signature?
Clearly a man of low stature.
Do some good
chop some wood
Or some will call you caricature.

 

[Vinayaka]

"Nothing is better than cheating", you say?
That rumples my feathers and breaks my day.
It's never to late,
For you to create,
Without help from a site where you pay.

 

[Revoltingest]

Occupy RF a good signature?
Clearly a man of low stature.
Do some good
chop some wood
Or some will call you caricature.

My signature was up for lease.
I did it cuz I want to fleece
you guyz for a frubie
or peek at a boobie.
And after one day it will cease.

 

[Revoltingest]

"Nothing is better than cheating", you say?
That rumples my feathers and breaks my day.
It's never to late,
For you to create,
Without help from a site where you pay.

I'd never pay cuz I'm too cheap.
Such spending makes a Scotsman weep.
The site is free
and great you'll see.
So now you know, you <bleep> <bleep> <bleep>!

 

[Vinayaka]

With kindly truth, I don't hope you rot,
You uncouth man, you lazy old Scot,
Be that it may,
This fine autumn day,
We can say the word battle was fought.

 

[sun rise]

A genuine original is back.
If he ventures here -much flack
Upgrade the site
is his delight
But if bugs and crashes - no slack.

 

[Vinayaka]

One can win day or night,
What counts is the fight,
Some see it too hard,
Like selecting a shard,
To them, a 'Good night!'

 

[sun rise]

The rest of you are gone.
Leaving me to carry on.
On the hill
fits the bill
But no challenge is a yawn.

 

[Vinayaka]

It's not about winning, it's about playing fair,
If you can't handle that, then I don't really care,
But 'win' if you must,
You still bite my dust,
Cause my horse is still bucking, without you being there!

 

[sun rise]

Now that I've had dinner
I'm clearly not thinner
I'll be good
in this Hood
and fire up my grinner.

 

[Revoltingest]

It's not about winning, it's about playing fair,
If you can't handle that, then I don't really care,
But 'win' if you must,
You still bite my dust,
Cause my horse is still bucking, without you being there!

We're here for winning....not to be fair.
So you're not coping...then you could wear
a shirt more Hawaiian
and stop all the cry'n.
At least you'd have style...although not a prayer.