The last post is the WINNER!

[sun rise]

We're here for winning....not to be fair.
So you're not coping...then you could wear
a shirt more Hawaiian
and stop all the cry'n.
At least you'd have style...although not a prayer.

You're clearly here for winning.
I'm really here for verbal sinning.
You're turn is through
and now you're blue
because on the wall my trophy I'm pinning.

 

[Vinayaka]

Flabbergasted, but still we're word smitten,
We seldom comprehend what is written,
This thread is insane,
Still it gives me no pain,
To read what is written when sittin'!

 

[Brickjectivity]

do you know what is made and what is making
got to be careful not to be mistaking
sell me a name
give you the same
now how special can it be worth taking

 

[Revoltingest]

Inscrutable you guys are lately.
And slowing down the pace is greatly.
To rhyme's not hard
thou would be bard.
Let's up the pace...one less sedately.

 

[Vinayaka]

"I'm in for the win!" said the thinker.
"If a wannabe poet can tinker,
He'll make such a mess,
That no one can guess,
Why the heck is his poem such a stinker?"

 

[Brickjectivity]

the man's got a speed rash
somewhat like a pee dash
can't post enough
or roast enough
pushing it spraying with cash

 

[Vinayaka]

We Canuckistanians ponder
the merits of Revoltingistan yonder
Hansas are finer,
and taxes are minor,
But the people, their minds wander.

 

[sun rise]

To the top of this hill comes my dog
all you have to offer is a green frog.
I need to shout
I have to go out
So spin your wheels without this cog.

 

[Revoltingest]

So it's frogs & dogs & a wheel.
Your oddball rhyming makes me feel
your posts make no sense.
(Or is it I'm dense?)
I'll watch for your theme to congeal.

 

[Brickjectivity]

this rhyming stuff is rough
I'm the one what makes it tough
I'm the standard for you
yes the target times two
competition is lacking the fluff

 

[sun rise]

I'm back and feeling the smell power.
Some might think it's time for a shower.
Or maybe some gin
or other kind of sin.
If I keep this up my wife will glower.

 

[sun rise]

This is a site for religion.
And beliefs truly legion.
But I am perverse
or perhaps just diverse
peddling mental contagion.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm back and feeling the smell power.
Some might think it's time for a shower.
Or maybe some gin
or other kind of sin.
If I keep this up my wife will glower.

You'll have to explain to your Mrs
the value of that which she disses.
My young apprentice
this work's momentous,
so she should be giving you kisses.

 

[Vinayaka]

Good morning to many a poet,
Who take the word boat and go row it,
The day is yet young,
There are songs to be sung,
If your poem will shine, then show it.

 

[Revoltingest]

Good morning to many a poet,
Who take the word boat and go row it,
The day is yet young,
There are songs to be sung,
If your poem will shine, then show it.

Behold! A new threat arrives here.
I tremble & cower with fear.
You're so fell with words
that mine look like turds.
My mastery's end is now near!

 

[Vinayaka]

You're the best on the religious forum,
If you think V's so great and adore him,
It's all fine and dandy,
But I'll never be handy,
Like Revoltingest,we can never ignore him.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'll not recognize any of that
to me all of this is just a chat
but good morning to you
since I've won and we're through
happiness to the next one at bat

 

[Revoltingest]

If you think you've won, you're a knave!
Now, settle right down & behave.
I've made your post lame
by winning this game.
I honor that which you deprave!

 

[Vinayaka]

Sipping coffee while I ponder this lull,
Your witty name reminds me of Tull,
But you're not very thick,
at all like their brick
So the losing I'll have to annul.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I draw back in a circular rave
like the undertow just before wave
but look out for the crash
when I prove your words hash
thought you'd won but were beat by a knave