The last post is the WINNER!

[MD]

Do Hazar!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm back on board so stop yer weep'n.
Been busy with me ole groundskeep'n.
Around me hovel
there's much to shovel.
But as before, no 'neath kilt peep'n!

 

[te_lanus]

 

[Viker]

This must be the new random, meaningless posts thread. Good. I have a tar off to a my moon shield.

 

[Revoltingest]

And now we hear from Viker,
the comely Viking biker.
She came to win
but lost again.
And that is why we like'r!

 

[te_lanus]

 

[sun rise]

Those aliens look grumpy
and by no means frumpy.
But I just grin
and tell them fin
because they don't make me jumpy.

 

[Revoltingest]

Poor Sunrise...busy as a bee.
He's winning since an hour wee.
But you can scram
cuz here I am,
and you can give the win to me!

 

[Vinayaka]

Willy thought his win was secure,
But another arrived, and said, 'Sir,
This day will begin,
I'll take back my win,"
And left in a devilish whir!

 

[Revoltingest]

So Vinney's here & wide awake.
He hopes his losing streak to break.
I'll dash the quest
of this young pest,
bi*** slapping him with Willie's rake!

 

[Vinayaka]

That glare you have, that rake you hold,
It doth appear to make you bold,
But this man's fate,
Is winning, Mate,
Your tries to win are getting old.

 

[Revoltingest]

You come in here, & play the man.
You think you have a winning plan?
Well, beat yer chest!
I'm unimpressed
with bozos from Canuckistan!

 

[Vinayaka]

We tolerate your insulting shouts,
We even accept your crybaby pouts,
But if you please,
We take it with ease,
From all the Revoltingistan louts.

 

[Revoltingest]

I don't insult. I just state fact.
You're paranoid. You're not attacked.
Your eyes grow moist
cuz you've no choice.
My win's assured. While yours has cracked!

 

[te_lanus]

 

[Brickjectivity]

te ianus tyrannus
plays a pianus
and making signs
he charges fines
at least he doesn't spam us

 

[te_lanus]

The street eats like a old girl.
The hood talks like a small window.
Ah, faith!
Why does the worker shrink?
Where is the old corner?

 

[Brickjectivity]

I take it back
that spam attack
was nothing short
no nothing short
it was a ballahack

 

[Revoltingest]

What came before, you'd like to know?
Twas once a shovel or a hoe.
So why the new
one in the loo?
We had a stoppage of the flow!

 

[Vinayaka]

That's dandy, but I'm not here to grovel,
You're looking tired with that old shovel,
For I'm just a farmer,
Who's got some good karmer,
For the wind's at my back, and the win's in my hovel.