The last post is the WINNER!

[sun rise]

It's late Sunday night.
Don't take a fright.
Now just head
straight to bed.
And you'll be alright.

 

[Vinayaka]

Monday morning, strong coffee time,
Helps a winner make up his rhyme,
This week has begun,
Lets all have some fun,
If loser's are pouty, it's crime.

 

[Revoltingest]

A better poet watches meter.
Consistency makes rhyming sweeter.
Still I'm so moved
how you've improved.
Ya doily make'n crumpet eater!

 

[Draka]

 

[Brickjectivity]

changed my post

 

[Vinayaka]

A better poet watches meter.
Consistency makes rhyming sweeter.
Still I'm so moved
how you've improved.
Ya doily make'n crumpet eater!

Crumpets are for a dignitary,
Not even food for Canuckistan Larry,
A mango is better,
Right down to the letter,
Respond to that, you bacon-breathed fairy!

 

[Revoltingest]

Ya pants wear'n, pear crazy,
Apu love'n, dang lazy,
donut eat'n,
quite effete, &
ennui filled irascible daisy!

 

[Vinayaka]

Choice words, not bad fer a goof,
S'matter, you just can't get enoof,
Of watchin me win,
With the poems that I spin,
Take that, y'old gittersheboof!

 

[Revoltingest]

Bearunce wuzzuf elbow spy manic.
Hizzun derwerss melled most kablanic.
Belave da gay moose
forro dorp rofyuse...
"Police tits guvreetly don't panic!"

 

[Brickjectivity]

bapf, bam, knockout

 

[sun rise]

Better poets might watch meter
but winning is ever much sweeter
so I'll watch time
and perhaps rhyme
and my victory will be completer.

 

[sun rise]

Bearunce wuzzuf elbow spy manic.
Hizzun derwerss melled most kablanic.
Belave da gay moose
forro dorp rofyuse...
"Police tits guvreetly don't panic!"

When someone's brain doth fry
and perhaps panics by and by
nonsense he touts
as stinkweed sprouts
Another loss causes him to sigh.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'll wipe away that smirk you're wearing
and leave you dumb & blankly staring.
What do you see
when watching me?
A winning Scot above you glaring!

 

[Wu Wei]

you are a loser
of that there is little doubt
I am no better

 

[Vinayaka]

Sir Schizzel, Sir Dizzle and Zane,
Went out for a walk in the rain,
They saw a winner,
This very word spinner,
And never went walking again.

 

[sun rise]

My dog's tail often does wag
as I hold the goodie treat bag.
I must soon reckon
Other things beckon.
I leave with my winning swag.

 

[Wu Wei]

Today...I'm the antithesis of a winner so the next poster has no competition from me

 

[Revoltingest]

To offer no strong competition
Is tantamount to opposition
to the thread's theme
and work of our team
effecting the forum's sedition.

 

[Vinayaka]

The chief of the contest has spoken,
And everyone knows that he's jokin'
For we all know too well,
That his lament won't sell
Cause this man goes home with the token. (The winning token)

 

[Wu Wei]

Doesn’t matter
Keep going
Cut the Chatter
Keep flowing